Cinema PSYOPS

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We're cutting to pieces and say there are

They used to take

No, it's just bits of a cap.

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Sucks! This podcast sucks!

Virtue signaling how they're so woke

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Call billionaires, parasites in middle of review, split the radical agendas into everything they do. Try to pretty much buy quality and who to include. Acting like everyone deserves to live their truth. Show people short of my.

Just do me late, Mark!

Just too many late for us, try to do a show Virtue single A, how they're so bold, tip a style.

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This show still fucking sucks!

And welcome to the 537th consecutive week of Cinema Psyop.

Well, I can't call it consecutive anymore because we don't do consecutive, so welcome to the five hundred and thirty-seventh episode of Cinema Psyops. Joining me in live via Interositor this week is my co-host Matt.

Will then be now?

Uh yeah. So we're still having trouble with

But not quite consecutive.

Yeah. We're still having problems with me being able to share audio with you to the point where I'm really, really getting frustrated with it. However, I am recording with the OBS and I'm looking at the monitors as we're talking and it is screen capturing you.

And looking good and recording me and sounding good as far as I can see. So

There we go.

Yay, it's recording.

We're getting some stuff done.

I can actually look at the audio mixer with it separated from this and I can look at us actually making noises and things are recording. Yay.

Things are working. Everything's coming up in Mill House.

The only problem is for whatever reason I can't seem to get audio from my clip machine to you now that I've set this OBF stuff up and I have no idea why that happened. Before when we were just recording with straight zoom.

And I didn't try to put in any gates or anything like that or mess around with the signal digitally. No problem at all. Try to do an aggregate device with Matt? Lots of problems.

We we always have problems.

Yeah. But this week we're gonna try and make sure that we don't have any problems discussing Smokey and the Bandit, which is probably the movie that everybody's been waiting for us to talk about.

Never ever a problem with the Smokey and the Bandit.

Unless you're talking about Jackie Gleason's uh character's attitudes towards his fellow man, and there's everything wrong with that.

Well yeah, but I mean he was supposed to be playing it like that.

Yeah, so when you have a cop be the villain in your story, I'm already with ya. I mean, come on.

I mean we we're we're into it.

Yeah.

We can get into it. We're down. We're hip.

We're good. Everything's fine.

Well with that, why don't we stop fucking around? We'll go ahead and take the break here. We'll play the Legion promo and some music that I've

had created to be inspired by the events that take place in the movies. In case anybody's not been paying attention to the lyrics, that's what's been happening. The music has been created basically to try and retell the story of the film. And uh yeah.

Been doing that for a little bit now.

There we go.

Yeah. Uh whether it works or not for everybody, I don't know, but it's just a little something fun to do for about a minute and a half uh before we go into segments. So we're gonna play that right now.

Let's do it. That's okay. Bye.

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In the heart.

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All right, well that was a condensed version of Smoking the Bandit via song that's about a minute and a half give or take.

Yes, that song definitely covers the story of Smoking the Bandit. But I think it's time for us to cover the story of Smoking the Bandit.

Yes, and we will. So we open with some trucking and uh some uh truckers are hanging out and the cops show up wanting to check out his hall and that of course leads to our first clip.

This would be the way.

Your example.

Let's see the manifest.

Thank you.

Well, placing you under arrest for transporting alcoholic beverages across state lines without proper permits. And that means you dumb cowboy, you know trucking coors beer east of Texas is bootlegging. And this here's Georgia, son.

A friendly bet. These uh two old boys, they put me up to it.

Now when you gonna learn? Big and little Enus Burdett make that same bet with every gear jammer they can.

I say he ain't gonna go for your game.

Son, from what I've heard, the biggest thing about the bandit is his...

And I figure that, plus a lot of my dollars, and he'll try anything, legal or not.

Yes, sir.

Cut, cut!

Remember everything in the boys?

Grazie.

Oh, sweet.

Oh, where might I find the bandit?

Over there behind us.

He wants to see him. Who's asking? I'm asking. Because I'm the guy paying him$25 a day so all his loyal fans can look at him. Do it. I'm buying your attraction for a half an hour.

Egotistical son of a...

Any guy that would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers. See, son, old legends never die, they just lose weight.

Legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.

Bandit!

Me and my son are here.

Ha ha ha ha.

Yeah.

Oh, I love your suits. They must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat.

And a twelve dwarf.

I came to make a deal.

What's he get if he wins this truck rodeale thing?

Five thousand dollars, Daddy.

CHICKEN SHIP MONEY

Just what the hell you want anyway.

You to get out of this dumbass rodeo and accept a real challenge.

Now get the Texar Kenna and back in 28 hours. That's no problem.

It ain't never been done before, hot shit.

Watch it.

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The problem is

Coors beer. You take that east of Texas, and that's uh bootleg.

I believe you're just a little bit scared.

That's great psychology. Why don't you just say something bad about my mother?

Your mama is so...

Look, look, you make this run for me. Now these Peterbilts here are worth$80,000. That comes to about three grand an hour if you make it in 28 hours. How about that for a challenge?

Yeah, I don't believe that that's another-

Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?

You see, I got a boy running tomorrow in the Southern Classic, and uh when he wins, I want to celebrate in style.

Well, I got a few friends and me 400 cases.

Well

Well let me see your cash.

Big Enos's word is good.

All right, show them the cash.

Well, I see there's uh 400 cases of beer. I'll need the gash for that.

No problem. Go ahead, boy.

New car, I gotta have a new car to block for the truck, you know?

Okay, go ahead boy.

Kick his ass just one.

Speedy car.

Speedier than that.

Go ahead.

Which one of the house apes you use?

Bye.

Thanks.

How about Gorgeous?

You can't have him.

Well obviously you can.

Start another race.

Hey, look, Bandit, look, look, look. You gotta cleave us jail once. Leave us alone!

Always recognize me, you little bit.

What a year?

We read the ball.

Damn it, Bandit, look at me!

I find it hard to look at you, Wynnette. Very hard, especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.

You can't go in there and bother Cletus. Hey! This is my home.

Clear it.

No.

I may have done you wrong, right?

Right.

However, in the future, Greatest.

Um okay. Right?

Wait

Chance.

A big chance.

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Eighty thousand.

Oh, really?

What are we gonna do? Kidnap the pope or something? How'd you guess?

No. We're just gonna run over to Texarkana and pick up 400 cases of coors.

Alright.

I got a flash for you.

Oh

Who gives a turkey when the snowman and the bandit are running the booze? No one can stop it. Howled it?

Right there, there ain't gonna be no more snowmen and bandits, you understand why? Well, because I've got to go in the morning to Kanya's and pick up a load of manure. Shitty job.

Can I ask you a question?

What the hell are we wanting to Texas for and haul beer back here? What is that?

a good old American life.

for the glory.

And for the fun, mostly for the money You know what we're gonna do when we get the money?

I know Rick.

crazy you know that yeah you know that

Yes.

By the way, how much money did you say it was?

80,000!

When it? Now, Bo, I'm telling you, get here, ain't gonna be no problem.

Well, I can see he's gonna be a major asset.

And he's one how I

Just watch doll.

Let's get going.

Same right there, weird.

You mean to tell me we're gonna drive from here?

to Texas County, Texas, and back to here in 28 hours.

It's only 900 miles there and 900 miles back.

For your information, that ain't never been done, not no rig.

That's cause you and I ain't never done it, no rig. You gotta stop thinking so negative, son. Of course we can make it. We ain't never not made it yet, have we?

Nou, is dat het?

I'll see our ass little swing if we get caught. That's what I'm saying.

[Vehicle]

Ho ho!

Well, God don't!

How mighty would you look at that?

Thank you.

Yeah!

Well, I don't guess we're gonna be riding in a truck together this time out. Oh, no, sir, no, sir.

I'll be driving this one.

Yeah.

You'll be driving the truck. This is Bandit One, and that is

Uh banded two. Together again. Oh yeah.

Like uh

Uh Fred and Ginger and Lester and Earl.

That's right. But we got a problem. What's that?

Now you know them smokies, they got them CBs in the car now. You know they got.

I know that, I know that. I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm thinking about it. Hey. You got an idea? I got an idea, bro. Yeah.

Why don't we do this? If I say go to channel 21, forget it. We ain't going to 21. We're going to 19.

Twenty-one is nineteen.

That's right if I say go to channel six.

Forget it.

I don't go to six. I go to three.

Go to three. Perfect. Now if I say go to channel two, we're gonna

That'll confuse them. On the other hand, if we stayed on the uh odd channels, right, switched every time and started in the basement, that'd work too, wouldn't it?

Now to do it tilling.

Well yeah, yeah, that'll work too, I guess. That's all that's.

Alright, so now we know a couple of rich dudes, uh well, rich man and his son, uh like betting or seeing if a guy can

Bring Coors beer, which is apparently the coolest shit ever, but you can't take it east of Texas back then. Uh but the the banquet is what they're looking for and that's how you celebrate. And uh so they want to see if they can get it from Texas Arcana.

All the way to Georgia in what, like a day, uh I think, something like that.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Yeah, not not easy to do in a semi. Uh but there you go. So we get some uh you know, now we've met uh the bandit and we met his partner Cletus.

And uh we know what's gonna happen. Pretty much the bandit made the rich guys buy him a nineteen seventy seven Pontiac Transam, uh, which is fucking sweet. A sweet fucking car.

Inspired the career of many a young hoodlums from the eighties to just see this part of the film alone and nothing else.

Yeah. I just oh God to drive that car. Oh my god, I would just love it.

I'm in love with that car. That car in uh in nineteen sixty nine uh then anything from sixty eight, sixty nine to seventy in the Dodge Charger family.

Just beautiful. So we get some driving and they run into s uh some cops and they lose them.

And then they get to the warehouse where the beer is and it's locked up and they wanna run ahead of schedule so they just break in and grab all the beer and load up the semi.

Just racking up all those charges, buddy. You're just racking them up.

Hey, they left some cash for the damage they caused. So they're driving and they're twenty eight minutes ahead of schedule. Everything's going great.

Well as uh s uh as the bandits in the lead, of course, uh he's driving and there is a bride in the middle of the road, her car's broken down. The bandit

Scared stuff and she's like, Hey and he goes, I don't wanna get married she goes, Neither do I She throws a bag in the car, just gets in and tells him to drive.

Uh while that happens we see a bunch of you

Uh they're in a van and uh they see the guys take off, they see the car sit there, so they start trying to strip the car down uh for parts and you know, getting whatever they can. And all this leads to our next club.

No, don't tell me, let me guess.

We are a bride in search of a wedding.

There is a wedding in search of a bride.

Let me put it another way. Think of it as a wedding posse in search of a bride.

Do you understand that, cowboy?

What are you doing?

These are my shoes.

And these are my legs.

Yeah. What are you going to do with it?

With the shoes or the legs.

Last time I saw legs like that they had a message that I told you.

What do you mean? These are great little legs.

Well in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white.

Dancer.

[Vehicle]

They're not fat.

Let's look at mine.

Do we really want to talk about legs?

What are we doing now?

Well I am getting my clothes, you fool.

It's a good idea. Why don't you slip into something comfortable?

[Vehicle]

Are we really going 110? We're going 110.

Why do you wear that cowboy hat? I know, because you think it looks dazzling on you.

I have no idea when I bought this wedding because it was gonna be so hard to get out.

So, uh, we kinda get her story. She's she's running from a marriage, and uh then we kinda pull up to we see Smokey pulls up.

And it's the the great Jackie Gleason and we see his son, uh who's his deputy, uh as he is a sheriff, is in the is in a tuxedo, so it's now to assume he is

The left behind husband. Anyway, he pulls up on the youths working on the car, and that leads to our next clip.

Why?

Gracias, señoras y señores.

Come here son.

You look tired, boy. Rest yourself. You punks look tuckered out too.

That's an attention getter. Now, a lady in a wedding gown. Yes, sir.

Get my car.

See who driving?

No, sir.

License plate.

Yes sir.

Georgia plate.

Ban one.

E A and Dash.

All right. Now you boys just stay here and watch the car. There might be some vandals around who want to steal something. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on a car until one of my associates arrives.

And don't go home. Don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my Howe. Oh, you can think about it. But don't.

Hey man, he he's gone.

Let's go.

out of here.

You know what you want.

I'm Steve.

Right.

Right here.

Uh 28 years old and oh goodness what's this? Just tuck it right in. I was down here dancing in a home appliance show. I I danced around three trash man.

Great show. I had this costume that all lit up, and I only short circled.

Where do you

that seat cover son.

No, this ain't no secret.

One night I was standing out in the parking lot with my my costume with the

I met this guy. These can't be my pants. God, he was good looking. And he had this hat on.

I don't know, I think he was from Texas or something, I think, and and I thought, I don't know, why don't you marry the guy? What else?

out on a pretty wooden eye setup. I'm gonna get that girl set up and then straight.

You insulted my town.

She insulted my son.

Yeah.

And simple old fashioned communism.

Happens every time one of those dancers start poom tagging around with those Joe Folk.

I mean it was halfway down the aisle and I said to myself, Jesus Christ, what are you doing? His mother doesn't even have any teeth. And then I jumped in this car and I don't know, it blew up on the side of the road, and then I ended up in this goddamn airplane. What do you do?

I don't remember.

Oh, are we on the air?

[Vehicle]

I don't think you're crazy.

I picked up three brides yesterday, just like you, very subdued.

Hey what?

What's going on up there?

Rabbit. Bandit. Is that your name or your profession?

¡That's my handle!

Bo's my real name. What's your name?

Carrie.

Wedding dress What's your mind?

Hey!

You got me in that butt or something in your ear? Tell me what that was.

One's got on.

Nein!

Leave me no judgment.

Decorating up a whole town at a cost of

Forty dollars. Right.

I can see her now.

running back up that aisle.

No, she was dancing back up the aisle.

Look at what I wing.

Well ass was wiggling too.

[Vehicle]

Why so fast? You late for a big bowling date?

[Vehicle]

So tell me about yourself.

What do you want to know, Mark?

No, I mean uh what do you do besides drive fast?

Have fun.

Is this fun?

Driving, talking to me.

[Vehicle]

You've got a great profile.

I don't know.

Well, at least we finally agree on something.

like at my face.

[Vehicle]

Thank you.

Hey, would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you?

He's taking a 10-100.

Well, at least it's better than 10200.

So as we can see, he's pretty well a son of a bitch.

There's uh no uh ifs and or buts about that one. Uh he is uh not a good dude.

And uh you know, he assaults the youths a little bit uh and all that kind of stuff. Seems to be uh for being an old dude, he seems fairly scary. Uh so we uh We get another ch and then through the clips we see the a cop uh taking a leak uh starts chasing him.

And during the chase he lets uh the bandit lets her know that they are bootlegging.

Anyway, he's able to take a sharp turn, cop cat cop crashes his car into a lake. We all laugh because fuck that pig and that's the end of our first thirty minutes.

Wow, that just about covers it, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well this is uh to let everyone know uh if we're laughing a little bit, uh a little behind the scenes stuff, uh we're not playing clips live. So when you hear'em it's'cause Cort entered in them in later.

Uh so we're kinda laughing that we've been podcasting for all of five minutes and I'm through the thirst first thirty minutes of my movie because it's pretty straightforward, uh, the story is.

And I clipped the living fuck out of this movie because this movie is to be clipped. It's just it's a clippy movie.

Yeah, there is not a moment of non usable clippable dialogue that isn't Jackie Gleason being racist and via the text uh or the context of his racism

It's more or less easier for you to go, Oh, well, he's the bad guy. That's why he's acting like this, right? Yeah.

Yeah.

And one one helpful thing is he uh I don't know if there's the director or what, he doesn't really outwardly say racist terminology. He just it's his apparent, you know, the way he treats people of different the only thing he really gets on is commies.

Yeah kinda.

And he he talks about communism a a a lot. Uh but the way he treats people of color, you can tell he's racist. But he doesn't outright say any racist terminology.

Yeah, that makes sense. I mean he's not a complete and total asshole racist, but he kind of

the director is like I didn't what I or the screenplay, whoever wrote it or directed it was like, nah, we're not doing we're I'm not gonna have'em say all that shit Or Jackie Gleason himself was like, I'm not doing that. I'm old. I tried to live my life here, people.

They do a really good job of the character being a completely racist piece of shit without actually delving into any pejoratives. It's just his general attitude towards people. And we'll see that a little bit more later.

Uh so I'm kind of okay with all the stuff that they have Jackie Gleason doing because he's being the asshole prick that he's really good at playing and he's being a generally just misogynistic racist piece of shit.

But like you said, he's so delicate about it, like he clutches his pearls at everything too. Right.

Very much I mean, it's gay Jackie Gleason, it reminds me of how he played it in the toy.

Not a great film, but I still enjoy it. Yeah.

Really, you don't like the toy?

Yeah, I I have a real hard time with the toy. I used to love it when I was a kid, but watching it growing up it gets weirder and more uncomfortable.

Yeah, I mean you did buy a black man for your young son.

Yeah.

Boy.

In a southern plantation setting.

I mean and I get it. Part of that is because, you know, they are trying to set up a governor to, you know, help him out by having him take a picture with the Grand Wizard of the KKK.

So th uh i y you know, the the whole story part of it makes sense and I know we're now talking about the toy and not someday we should do the toy.

Uh but still Richard Pryor's awesome in that movie and Jackie Gleason is just also a the wonderful asshole in that movie. So

Yeah, Jackie Gleason plays asshole really fucking well.

For sure.

Yeah, really well. Which always makes me worry, but I never heard anything like anybody say he was an actual asshole in life.

Isn't that the way it usually goes? Like the actors I mean, generally, this is I'm making a broad generalization.

Very broad generally, I think. Right.

But isn't that the way it usually goes? Like actors tend to be when they play the darker, more twisted, fucked up characters

They tend to be the more sweet, caring, and actually good people as opposed to the people that try to pretend to play these virtuistic, wonderful characters and turn out to be complete and total monsters.

Yeah, exa it was i if you ever like read about the Wizard of Oz, the only person who was nice to uh um uh oh God.

I'm just Judy Garland.

Judy Garland was the woman who played the Wicked Witch. Everyone else was shitheads. Like really foul. And the only people who were nice to Judy Garland was the only person was the woman who played the Wicked Witch.'Cause she was just a super nice person all around.

Well, on that strange anecdote, why don't we move on to the next thirty?

All right, the next thirty starts, uh the bandit is catching back up with the semi as he had to take a few detours, and there's dialogue s any C B talking on this uh movie? That's clip.

Yeah, you have to clip all C B dialogue. That is the way.

So that is our next clip.

Snow Man you got your hands on?

You

Lucky devil you got him. Where the hell are you?

I'm on a two-lane blacktop, uh highway marker number 71.

How's our time doing?

What's your 20?

Break a breaker to the bed.

Go on back, brother.

Bandit, I got a smoky report for you. Come on.

Well talk to me, good buddy.

Got trouble coming. Well what's your handle, son? And uh...

Watch it twenty.

My handle is smoke.

Aaron, I'm telling grabbing your ass right now.

[Vehicle]

Texas Mounty. What the hell's he doing on?

Let's just see what he's going under the hood.

All right, and now the chase begins as Bandit is trying to catch uh as Bandit catches up to Bandit two.

Um he has to get around him. Uh he has to get around Bandit 2, but they're only on a two-lane highway and there's tons of cars that keep coming. So he goes down into a ditch.

He smacks a whole lot of um uh mailboxes and that just made me cringe for the car'cause I love that car. Um

Self healing. It's a miracle. It's like Christine. It heals itself every scene.

Listen, uh apparently if you're

Yeah.

Uh Hazard County or you're making this run with the bandit, the car can't get ruined. Every other car can. Your car cannot, no matter what you do to it.

Yeah, it's the most solidly framed vehicle that has ever existed with the most reliable engine that has ever been.

It's like the exact opposite of the blues brothers, where like by the end of the movie the blues machine was fucking just wrecked.

Um much more real not really realistic in Blues Brothers, but at least the car fell apart through all that shit. Um anyway.

Sally wants herself a handle, and that leads to our next question.

Because you're always hopping around.

And you're kinda cute like a frog, and I'd like to jump you.

Mobile makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possum's becker.

Break for that bandit one. Break for that bandit one.

Yeah, snowman, come on back.

There was a Texas buffer gun machine on your back door.

A Texas bubblegum machine.

Yeah, I saw him!

All so you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy somebody just tried to drive right in front of my truck.

What's a Texas County minor doing in Arkansas?

I don't know. I don't know!

Who the hell?

Is a complete lack of respect for the law. This is Sheriff Buford T. Johnson.

I'm in pursuit of a black trans an. He's all mine, so stay out of the way.

This is Sheriff George Branford of Deeson County, Arkansas. We are apprised of the situation and are taking appropriate measures.

Did you say you are a sheriff?

That's a big and fall!

Sheriff Duper Dean Justice of Texas!

Texas?

You know, of course, that you're out of your jurisdiction. I suggest that you let my department handle the situation.

That's very comforting, but I'm in a high-speed pursuit.

Don't you hear the-

I hear perfectly.

The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.

Goddamn Germans got nothing to do with it!

What do you say?

What do you say?

We lost him!

This is Sheriff. You for details to us again.

I lost that transam.

Set up a roadblock!

What a hell you know.

I believe we have the situation well under control, Sheriff.

Come on, you out there son.

You got the bandit. Come on.

Uh, my handle's silver tongued devil, and I'm here to tell you your fellow C beers are mighty proud you out there. Come on.

Well thank you, son. I appreciate it.

Uh tell me, you coming up on uh Fayetteville on Interstate 82?

We're almost on top of it.

Well, then I got a big bad bear story for you out there. I just rolled past a county mounty roadblock down there.

You are a silver dundan?

It's a big ten four, good buddy.

Well, you keep your wheels spinning and the beaver's grinning.

Well I thank you, um.

So we see that Sally gets called a frog and'cause, you know, uh the bandit wants to jump her, you know, get so that hot Sally Field ass

Shut up, I don't like it any more than you do.

Ha ha

Literally while watching this with friends, I watched this with my friends since I didn't have to do the review and I watched it with some friends and I was back home visiting and quite literally every couple of minutes Sally Field was on screen. I was doing that good luck with that hot Sally.

Yeah.

Tao yeah, I I don't like you more than you do. I just it's the first thing only thing I think of whenever they tried to make Sally feel the a sex symbol in this movie. I'm just like don't get me wrong, she does have a great act.

Wow. She just looks like a mother.

Let's move on instead of whatever the fuck it is that you're doing with your body shame and ass, all right?

I didn't say body shave it, I said she had a great ass.

Yes.

God damn it, just move on.

God damn. See what happens when we don't have clips working? Um anyway, there's a roadblock.

Uh, but the bandits able to get through it. Uh it was the worst roadblock in history. And then the one cop goes, I can't believe you go through a roadblock I'm like, I I I I can

Uh I I solidly think I could have gotten through there in my car. Uh

It's almost like the movie was set up in such a way as to make the cops look like the bumbling dummies that they've always been.

And that's why I kinda like this movie.

That's fair. We can move on.

All right. Uh so um s it s we have Smokey though. He's definitely in pursuit. Uh Smokey's car is a bit uh his cop car is a bit fucked up as, you know, the semis kind of crunched him around a little bit.

Well, as they're driving and they got a ton of cots behind them and they're on the byways and driveways, there is a bridge out.

and uh the sheriff of the actual Arkansas county they're in, who is not a big fan of uh of uh s of uh Smokey

He's uh telling the kid who's driving who's apparently the son of a mare, he goes, uh the bridge out. They they can't you know, and they can't get across it. Well they deuce a hazard that motherfucker and they jump the bridge. Uh it's funny, uh

Uh uh Sally's going, I wanna jump other things now'cause she was like, We just jumped it. I wanna jump other things.

Yeah, she comes around to the car culture a little bit pretty well here.

Yes. Well I mean listen, you had a car that makes that jump and you've been doing a steady one hundred miles per hour since you got on the car, I bet you kinda get into like some you know, you f you feel it, you know what I mean?

Yeah, the adrenaline gets to you after a little bit and you start getting into it. Yeah.

It it's got to. Uh and all this leads to our next clip.

This is the way.

I'm up here doing what I'm supposed to be doing. What are y'all doing back there? He and his sh-

Come back.

Y'all wanna plant a little bread? How am I doing?

We losing minutes, son. We losin' minutes. If you don't get up here and run these menapeans, then you ain't never gonna make it, come back.

Look, I'm going to drop the little dolly here off at a choking puke, and then I'm going to get right back on the job. Alright.

Oh by the way, Bandit. Yeah guy. Uh, how about bringing me a hamburger for Fred here? I'm beginning to worry about him. He's looking a little thin in the skin.

You got him. Choke and puke.

Choke and puke. That's where I'll get off.

Right. You know you ought to give up smoking, that's bad for you.

But I enjoy it so much.

Have enough to get to Jersey. Walk the rest of the way. Hey, thanks.

I'll see you around You gonna be alright?

Yeah, I'm always alright.

I have a couple of cheeseburgers to go on a glass-sized tea.

Yeah, okay.

How much are you man?

A dollar and a half.

Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Vanderbush! Let me have a Diablo sandwich or Dr. Pepper and make it fast, I'm on a goddamn earth!

Thank you nicely.

You must be in a hell of a hurry, huh?

Sure.

Bet your ass on that boy.

Amen.

Let me help you out here. Get that off of there, that's

I went for an option.

Right.

Who are you chasing? Somebody chasing you?

I would use my goddamn maniac all away from that sort of kind of Texas.

Back problem is baby skidding on side of what this dude is doing.

Almost killed 20 law officers, dropping through people's backyards, knocking down mailboxes, got abroad in the car, took across the state line, got the manor.

I don't think he's got a permission. And that's didn't I? How's that behind you?

What a whole.

Oh, let me pay for it. Let me pay for it. No, no, you're an officer.

No, I

Much applies. Where's the can? I gotta take the squirt.

I'll write back, Vera. Just meet it.

Hey! Hey!

You're calling me wrong!

Away!

So we get done here with the restaurant. That was a great little interaction between uh Smokey and the bandit there. What he's eating that I wanted I want the El Diablo sandwich. I don't know what it was, but it looked you know, it it'll be anything called El Diablo anything, I'll fucking eat it.

If it's gonna burn out both your esophagus and your ass, Matt's gonna try it.

I'm I'm there for it.

Yep.

It's just how I live.

Yeah.

Yep. So uh Anyway, uh the b the bandits running out because he knows he sent the fucking uh smokey into the bathroom.

So he runs out and all of a sudden Sally uh she pulls up driving the car. She didn't want to be left behind, so the bandit jumps in and they take off.

Uh there's some more tasting and she's evading uh she's a uh evading uh Smokey and the other cops. Uh during the whole time she's driving they keep trying separate times for him to take over driving without stopping and they never can quite get it done.

At one point she does a really good tight turn to avoid the

kind of semi type thing being pulled over a road. Smokey doesn't. He and his son duck, but the entire roof comes off the car. Uh a lot of smok a lot of uh Jackie Gleason's interactions with the guy played his son, it's fucking hilarious.'Cause

You realize that Sheriff Justice, which is what a smokey's name, is stupid. He's just he's from small county, Texas, you know, thinks he's big shit because he's been the sheriff forever. But he's actually dumb.

And he doesn't know why his son is so dumb and his son is dumber than he is.

Yeah he dumb.

He dumb. He he real dumb.

Dom da dum dum dum.

Yeah, uh, I do like that they made this blatantly bigoted, misogynistic, racist fuckhead of a character be this ridiculously stupid, and Jackie Gleason was willing to go that far over the top.

He's basically Ralph Cramden times five thousand, but from the South.

Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah exactly. Thank you.

Great. Yeah,'cause Ralph is a an amiable lug who wants to actually do right. He's just too dumb to know how to do right. And that's what made Gleason's role as Ralph that funny.

But this is a Ralph Camden character who was raised in the South, but was also told that he was a special and a wonderfully bright boy by his mother, who clearly spoiled him and turned him into this fascist piece of shit.

Exactly. And then and then he gave birth to a son who he probably didn't do anything with and let the m uh another woman who probably mothered and babied this guy into almost being an invalid infant.

As an adult.

Yeah, and you know that any woman that's gonna fall for a character like Jas a person that's like Jackie Gleason's character in this also is either not very bright or just wasn't trying very hard one of the

That too. And you hear that her his mother, because Sally Field says it in an earlier clip, she didn't even have any teeth.

Which implies that they had teeth but were all punched out by the fucking abusive Jackie Gleason character.

better she just didn't take care of herself.

One of the two. Yeah.

What but or or put your hands together. It's both. Yeah. Both. Some just fall out'cause they don't take care of it.'Cause, you know, doctors, that's a scam to them. And then you know

Yeah.

Yeah.

So oh God. All right. So we just left off at the roof came off of the car. Uh because yeah, then the cause the son goes, Daddy, the roof came off It's like, thanks. Um and all of this leads to our next clip.

Hou je vocal cords!

Well my book is hard to find.

I'm a little worried about Fred now.

He's been gnawing everything in the cab with his truck, barking and screaming. I think he's turned into a stalk of bananas. Come back.

What's your 20?

about 16 miles outside of Mississippi.

Whoa, how did it?

I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak. This place crawling with bad. Where the hell are you?

Thank you.

I'm back.

I'm still trying to get rid of that Texas County Mountie. I don't know what the hell he wants.

You know what he wants. I mean, how would you like to be the dude that handcuffs a letter?

Listen, give me five minutes, we're gonna put some moves on that mother. I'll meet you at Old Miss.

Well, you better hurry or we can just kiss that money goodbye. You understand that?

I'll read you loud and clear. 10-400.

We got the one snowman arm eastbound and down. We're gone, killer.

All right. Well now we cut to a couple of uh hearse drivers who also have a C B radio and they see Smokey and they've been hearing the story about the bandit, so they call out to the bandit and say, Don't worry, we got ya and when smok uh when uh Sally and the bandit turn off uh onto a dirt road

Uh, before the uh Smokey could give'em a follow, they lead a funeral procession just blocking their entire way.

That was gorgeous. I do love the whole all of the C B culture where they all come together and fight against the smoky. Yeah. That's pretty fucking cool.

No yeah, yeah, the yeah, there's only one guy as kind of a dick uh who who led smoking to a ch or led the bandit into a trap. But the rest of the C B guys are all fucking solid.

Yeah, well the one C B guy was also busted and was forced into making him go.

Oh, that's right, yeah,'cause the cop had pulled him over.

Right. It's still a dick move, but like it's one you kind of understand'cause they had him dead to rights on some shit.

If anybody was gonna understand it'd be Smokey probably. Or or it'd be the bandit. The bandit wouldn't. Yeah. Um also the other thing I always think of with Smokey the Bandit is chasing Amy. Uh or no, uh Mawrat.

Uh didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds? Except for the

Mustaf.

Uh so anyway.

So uh then she's going down and she's driving, they're kinda t she's talking to'em, but she's uh she's hyperverbal, not really paying attention, and she looks over and it's almost looking like a hill that's a dead end. She jumps it, it ends up in the middle of a youth football game.

Uh, she drives through it and they get through it, back under the road and they take off. Smoky's on the same road now following, but he sees the block, they stop, Junior's like, Oh, I see a football game, can I stay and watch? and

Smokey has to back up and and go all the way around, which is gonna buy the bandit plenty of time to get away. And all of this leads to our next clip.

Oh, there's no many out there, son. What's your 20? Where are you?

En met ma makken editbaar come back.

Oh damn game.

Mr. Frog.

Hello, Frog. What'd you meet Fred, Frog?

Okay, Fred.

Mm-hmm.

Feet Brad.

Hey.

But what the hell's wrong with you? You told me you're gonna dump the chick into trucks, Doc.

You're welcome.

You always You know what the complications are?

You run into some chick we ain't doing no good on the time at all.

We can't hear you happen.

Oh.

Switch down the next channel. Right.

Thanks a lot.

Alright, thank you.

Come on, let's go ball. Come on. Up here, baby. Come on.

Fred, I'm damn tired of picking you up. I got to Fred!

Did Cletus call you a legend?

Why?

Well, I used to do some crazy things.

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Oh. Five, six, seven, eight. One, two. I'm a gypsy. Four. That's someone who goes from chorus line to chorus line. Six, seven, eight. You know, I was on Broadway once.

Really?

For almost 12 minutes.

Amen.

Show closed the first night.

But God I was so good. You should have seen me, you'd have loved me.

What do you do?

Straight.

I just go from place to place and

What's that?

Yeah, you do do that well.

You do.So do I.

We're almost 12 minutes.

Alright, now that they've all re met up, back together again and uh you know, uh Bandit is once again driving, they take off and Cletus has to go running to go get his dog out of a pond. Uh that dog was adorable, by the way.

Fucking eh. Cute as shit.

Uh, they stop at a gas station and Frog goes to use the bathroom and the bandit gets a call from Smoky, and that is our next

Okay.

Mr. Bandit, would you just happen to be listening out there? Can you hear me, boy?

Okay.

This is the bandit. Who I got a dead end?

This is Sheriff Pufferty Justice of

Mm.

Well hot damn.

in Mississippi, Sheriff.

Thank you, Mr. Bandit. And I got a big welcome waiting for you when I get you back home, you some bitch.

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I apologize to all the friendly folk who are listening. Now here it is, you tick-turd. I'm gonna get you. I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets.

Oh, I've been meaning to ask you that.

How come you fall on that?

I'd be delighted to tell you, Mr. Bandit. You see, when I get you back home, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country.

Got my hand you throw.

Jeff!

God bless you.

Do the letters FO mean anything to you?

All right. So they take off and all of a sudden we see Smokey is there, his car up on a jack'cause they're getting it fixed and he realized that they were right there, right next to him. So he tries to drive off, but he comes off the jack and runs right into another car.

Lands right on top of it too,'cause he's actually pushing the jack for a while before the jack comes out from under the car and he sandwiches the other car between the street and himself. So funny.

He's stupid.

It's an idiot. Like every point you see, this idiot who's probably treated like a genius in his shit town of Texas is now out in the big world and he has no idea what the fuck's going on.

Yeah, it's fucking great. It's so dumb.

Yeah. We have another C B call and if it's a C B call, that's our next

No man, I'm right beside you, son. Looks like we got a clear shot.

Oh wait a minute.

Bama State Line.

Oh, a clear shot to the Bama Styline.

I'm gonna play that when I see it.

This is Sheriff Buffett Justice.

No point advisory.

Trans Am is now headed toward Alabama.

What happened, Daddy?

Get back in that goddamn car!

You know who I feel has really revolutionized the American musical theater? That's Steven Sonnheim.

Yeah.

Yeah. Stephen Sondheim?

hours and does he do a lot of musicals

Yeah!

Does she dance?

She spins, a little spinner.

Oh they were good.

Yeah.

Have you ever been in any uh high school plays and stuff?

Holy shit.

We got a lot of company up there A lot of comedy.

Sarge, he comes!

Any room?

Bye.

That was

ready.

All right, so

There's some more chasing and the bandit is causing cops to crash and stall out in ponds and everything, just really making them all look foolish. Uh then we see Smokey's catching up and he pulls up to some of these wrecks, and that is our next clip.

a little stressed here, but did you see a black trans an go by?

this it's abandoned.

And he's out.

I saw it, you son bitch! You did that up first!

You're gonna wait a little gray I got the evidence put the evidence in a car But not the evidence in the car!

I gotta barbecue your assy molasses. Put the evidence in the back.

There's no No way that you could come from my loins.

Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth.

I loved it that it was a a Japanese truck driver who crashed right into Smokey's car, took a door off. That was great.

Yeah.

Yelling Bonsai. And then his son's in the back seat. We're we're holding the door in the front seat.

This is evidence. Yeah, yeah. We have to keep it it's evidence of what? You have some paint that might have traded off from the truck. Oh no.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Uh anyway, that is the end of that thirty minutes before we go into the final thirty.

All right. So this is very much Looney Tunes and Pan Mime and fun and silly, but at the same time is very serious. I mean, just the drive through the fucking like football slash soccer game, whatever that was that Sally Field did alone, the amount of charges that they racked up doing that, dude.

That is bad.

That's terrible.

Yeah, it's terrible. It's real bad.

That is that is you put kids' lives in danger at that point.

Those are adults.

Yeah. Whole entire family lines could have been wiped out by her negligence in that moment. It's it's insane the amount of stunt work that they pulled off.

in this film. And they didn't have CG, so there were real lives in danger making that happen.

Even the bandit was like looking at her going, What are you doing?

Yeah, and he makes questionable choices to try and esc evade escape as well.

Yeah, yeah. But I mean nothing that's egregious.

Yeah.

It quite literally is egregious, yes.

Yeah yeah, no shit. But still, an awesome scene. I mean that I mean the the the drivers who they had for this were fucking outstanding.

Yeah, this I think this was a Hal Needham film and Hal Needham has done some wonderful, uh, stunt spectacular style movies.

With Burt Reynolds fronting them. Like, I think we need to talk about Hooper because that is an awesome film with a lot of great effects that's also led by Burt Reynolds. It fits into this sort of mayhem for like vehicular mayhem stuff that we're doing.

I don't think I've ever seen it.

Yeah, but it's not it's not primarily about the vehicular mayhem, they're just stunt men who do some vehicular mayhem for part of it. So and it's it's a cool it's a cool flicks so

We'll have to sort of do a um a sort of pick six where we each pick three branching off of the last couple of movies that we've done, like you wanna do the toy, so we can do that. That branches off of the Richard Pryor Jean Wilder stuff.

And the Jackie Gleason and Smoking the Bannet and Smoking the Bannon too, spoil alert when we cover it later.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no you know, so like like we can kind of bridge the gaps that way where hey, uh watching this movie reminded me of this, so I picked this and we each get three of'em. We can do that once we finish up the the car runs. And I I think it would be good to do Hooper in that case.

Yeah. Now not everything that Hal Needham did is great. I mean that depends upon your definition of great, because he also did Mega Force.

Um if you've never seen, consider yourself lucky. And if you and if you have seen Mega Force, then you know that you should also consider yourself lucky, but for a different reason.

Mostly'cause you survived watching Mega Force. No, actually, Mega Force is not bad. It's just very misguided and uh was a wonderful rift tracks episode. Just F.

Alright.

Why don't we move on to the is this the third f the final thirty?

Okay, yeah, let's well let's go ahead and close her out.

Let's do it. All right, well we get a C B call. Guess what? That's our next clip.

All C B calls have to be clips. This is the way.

Uh

I'll be with you in a moment, young man. Bandit, honey. This is the good witch of the north speaking. You'd better not come this way. There's been a little fender bender here on sixty-four.

Snowman, you copy that? Yeah, I got a great big foe on that for sure. That'll work good for me, Bandit. Because I need to pull off here and suck up a little go-go juice and put some groceries down my neck. So y'all be careful and I'll catch you later.

One snowman, I'm playing on the side.

Lady.

Don't you know you're supposed to signal?

Oh, really?

The bandit and the frog, they stop to stretch their legs a little bit. Cleta stops in to get some gas and some fo and and heads into a food joint where apparently they know him, and that leads to our next clip.

I knew it was...

All right.

Oh snowman.

What do you mean you knew I was coming? Lamar, you're rotten core, you know that. You're about as rotten as that food you've been poisoned me with for.

I married you.

I don't know. Fix the same thing. Just cooked the onion, just time.

Well, how in the hell have you been, sugar bear?

Oh pretty good, considering the shape huh?

So I'm doing that.

Okay.

Looks like old Fred's getting fat.

Yeah, tell me about it. And it damn sure ain't me eating food at this joint.

Tell me about that.

By the way, where did you get on that waterhold back?

Damn if I know. They slid in here a little while ago. I'm gonna slide on out. I'm gonna catch you later, Snowman.

Yeah, but. Who's ready for a beer? Why don't you just leave me?

Yes, operator.

Yeah, this is a collect call from Cletus Snow. No, I am not Hank Snow's brother. No. Hey, Sugar Babe, how you doing?

Can I ask you something?

Do you think we have anything in common?

I mean, besides being chased around the country in that fakakta car.

You've ever seen the Broadway show chorus line?

You like Elton John?

baseball player.

Richard Petty.

Wedding genuines.

Wouldn't you tell somebody something?

what part of the United States you're standing in. That's just how dumb you are.

Mr. Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit.

have a unique way with the English language, Ms. Frau.

[Music]

Don't you ever take that hat off for anyone?

I take it off for one thing.

And one thing only.

[Music]

If we were lost on a desert island together,

Yeah.

Do you think we'd get along and talk and

Sure. Yeah, we get along. It'd never be boring, I can tell you that. It would never be boring.

Take your hat off. If you want to.

They call you the bear.

Well, uh we cut two and I have it noted right here. Bandits getting ready to get some of that hot Sally Field at

Shut up. I don't like it any more than you do.

And we get back to uh Cletus and there are a bunch of bikers there and uh one of them says, Hey, your dog bit me and he goes, Oh, well come over here, dog and he goes, No, we you should put it up. It's misery they want to kill the dog, so Cletus

rightfully so, starts beating the shit out of the guys. Unfortunately there's more of them than him, so they beat the shit out of him and throw him out. Luckily the dog is safe. Uh he gets back into a semi, gets food from the guys who own the shop who he knows.

And they are like, I'm sorry, you know, I didn't even see what happened. I was in the back cooking. He goes, Don't worry, and gives him a hug, gets on uh the semi and just drives over all their bikes. I'm gonna tell you right now, in every movie, if I'm a biker, I wouldn't be mean to somebody with a big truck.

'Cause every movie they always plow over your fucking bikes and then it's over. You're stranded. You're not going anywhere.

Well, I mean, even if they're just driving like a VW bug, remember that guy Shelley, who like trashes the three bikes in front of

Number three.

Part three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same kind of bullshit, my man. So yeah.

But be a if you're a biker, man, yeah, maybe be kind and not an asshole. Just saying.'Cause I don't feel bad for these bikers and uh I'm gonna look both ways for'em. They seem like shitheads and they wanted to kill a dog.

Yeah, they weren't actually gonna kill the dog. They just wanted to beat up a trucker, but even still they're assholes.

Yeah, I still don't like him saying it though.

That's fair. That's fair. I'm pro not killing the dog.

Yes, yeah. We're all pro not killing dogs here. Yeah. So uh at one point Smoky's uh we cut back to Smokey's in a traffic jam, he tries his horn and then all of a sudden the horn breaks'cause it stays on.

Well he tries to drive around the traffic'cause there's an accident, but a cop's there stops him and that leads to our next

I do often some of my name is.

I don't care.

If your name's Roderick Cross.

Don't you know you can't drive a piece of shit like that on the highway?

I'll thank you not to use that kind of language in my presence.

Mind that.

What the hell is this? This is heaven.

I don't care what it is. You can't drive this piece of shit on my

I'm telling you for the last time I happen to have my young son in the car and I don't want to hear that kind of language. Look!

I'm asking you.

SHUT!

Rise your voice to me. Do you know who you're talking to? I happen to be...

Do fun.

He just Distinguisham!

for 30 years seniority. One of the most highly respected lawmen.

Ultimate agents in the United States of America. That vehicle happens to be evidence. Valuable evidence that's going to convince the mania that I've been trying to apprehend.

And that I have been in high speed for Sudob for 700 miles.

He is wanted for a man act, kidnapping, and the attempted murder of over twenty brother officers.

I'm sorry.

I had no idea.

I it never turned.

I hope you'll accept my apologies for my profanity.

Apology, except.

How about you manage you copy this snowman, come on?

I got you, son. Come on back.

Look, you ain't gonna believe this, but I just did my invitation of Joe Peluga. I went a few rounds with some dudes back here, just eat them up joint.

I blame you. I blame you.

Thank you, Chill.

How'd you do?

Same as always? Yeah, not normal. Uh-huh. Hey look, and we also lost a lot of valuable time too. We're gonna really have to cook. Is that a tent?

That's a big 10 for.

Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer named Robert Crumley. We were together oh eight and a half days. God, I really thought that was it.

And

One day I came home and found him in the shower with a girl and her mother.

Yeah.

At least he kept it in the family.

You have a wonderful way of putting things.

So did he.

Oh, yes!

Breaker 19, breaker 19. The bandit. I'm looking for a westbounder on highway 85. I need a smoker report and I need it bad, son.

This is Foxy Lady Bandit. We heard you were coming by, and we decided we'd take care of those bears for you. You know, little personalized servant.

Well, just send me the barrel, Foxy lady.

Bennyette, why don't you come by and pay up in person?

Well, I'll catch you on uh on the flip side, uh, darling. I'm too pooped to pop.

But I'm just ahead of you. I'm at mile marker. 86. Come on, Bob Bandit.

All right, you talk me into it.

[Bellow]

Good idea!

Just wait.

Hey Arville, you seen that new waitress down?

the diner name Arlene.

Yeah man, she's got a nice leg.

Man, she's looking good. I like to take a run on.

Cool.

Well, what are you talking about? I'm telling you, let me tell you something about that. Tell you she makes herself a batch. You lucky? Best giddy.

Like transit

So this cop just pussied out to Smokey who has no jurisdiction, no nothing, shouldn't m ha march his happy ass back to Texas and because he yells at this guy, they go I'm so sorry What a pussy.

Fucking you got a gun, don't ya? Use it, motherfucker. Yep.

So against somebody who needs it, not, you know, just some unarmed prick. The cops are very close and they're giving chase to uh the bandit. So they find a semi convoy and they all kind of talk over their C Bs

Uh the only reason I didn't clip it is'cause there just wasn't a lot going on. Um so but they use the semis to hide. Uh and the cops can't find them'cause they're kinda cradled in between all these huge semis.

That was cool. That was really cool.

Earlier earlier on uh oh earlier on we had heard uh uh in one of the earlier clips, uh some uh ladies of the night who had a little trailer.

uh out in the middle nowhere, had CB radioed and wanted Bandit to, you know, come around. Uh but uh he said he would head there s as we saw Smokey overhear it.

And so we're cutting back to that Holes trailer in our next clip.

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Governor of Texas. You're making a big mistake.

Read him is right.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you in a court of law.

And uh

Thank you.

All right.

What's all this about?

Oh hello, officer. Glad you're here to assist me. My name is Sheriff Buferty Justice. I have just apprehended the bandit. No, sir. You just apprehend.

Apprehended by Captain. Take the cuffs out, Junior.

But there you

Let me have cops off you moose twin.

Yeah.

May I uh express my feelings about inconveniencing you? But if you're gonna hang out in these kind of joints...

Wear badge on your diet.

All right. So Smokey again being an idiot arrested the sheriff of that county who was just trying to get a little tail. Um

We cut to the bandit is in a lot of trouble as they're entering Georgia. Choppers are in the air, it is not looking good. And that leads to our next clip.

Oh no Air banning, air banning, listen to that.

You know who that is? That's Mr. Evil Knievel. And I snuck in my back door, son, when I wasn't looking. You better flip-flop back here and give me a hand, son, or we're gonna be in a heap of trouble.

Please rot to that transmission.

Hold on to Fred, son. Here comes the cavalry.

How are you doing?

Manifest boy? Uh manifest.

You know he's going ninety six miles an hour.

When the judge gets to you, boy, he's gonna turn you every way but loose.

It's time you're talking

Learn he's roast on

belong to you boy.

[Vehicle]

Alright, so we're getting more chases, more wrecking, everything's kinda goated saying, everything's kinda picking up right now. But people are lined up on the side of the road just to cheer the bandit on. They see him drive by and they're cheering him.

Well, uh the Pander gets another C B call and that is our next clause.

Just tell me how I can help and I'm with you, body and soul.

Breaker 19, Breaker 19. Is that hot pants Hilliard I hear yakking out there?

And who wants to know?

This is abandoned darling.

Well where are you, you bodied up smooth talking thing? And how can I help?

Bring it back.

You're still working at that joke in Pucon, West 85?

Affirmative, affirmative. I'm still dishing it out.

Listen, darling, we're gonna come screaming by there in about five minutes with a herd of smokies on our ass.

How about getting those pallies of yours out there and block them off?

Woo love to love to but hey you're gonna owe me one

Oh, yeah, big one.

That's a big tin for it.

Dang, we're gonna go for a big smoky red twenty two.

Yeah.

Well, these friends of theirs they help block off all the cops as a bandit gets through. And uh like I said though, cops have a chopper in there, so while the cops can't follow the bandit, the chopper is still right on top of him.

There's uh more chasing. We cut two smoky coming in his car and it is falling apart. Like they think the he turns and like the the exhaust the the tailpipe falls completely off the car. So of course it's gonna run great.

Well, uh unfortunately the bandit is surrounded by the fuzz and we are coming up to our next clip.

Thank you.

Damn it.

Did you count on this?

All of this?

No, I didn't know Ahí es.

Talk to me, my boss.

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We ain't gonna make it.

Oh negatory, negator, what are you crazy something? We come this far, ain't we?

When we say we gonna do a job, we do a job.

Jump!

It's me they're after! They don't even know Clintus Snow exists!

Oh they know. With them. I tell you why we're going.

We're just gonna introduce him to the boy. So move over a little bit, good buddy, because the snowman is coming through.

Hold on your hands, Brian.

Yeah.

Well thank God for Cletus as he fucks up every cop car with his semi, just ramming'em off the road, ramming through'em, racking up all those charges, as we say. Yeah. Um they make it to the final destination.

And that leads to our final clip.

This is the way.

Daddy, you're about to have your evening ruined for you.

All right.

We're in trouble.

What time is it?

One minute after.

Damn, we're ten minutes early.

Look, we need two things. We need a way out of here and we need the money.

Well, here's my Cadillac. That'll leave me with an even dozen. Good luck, son.

Cleveland, get them.

about forgetting it.

You went up to Boston and bring back some uh clam chowder for me and my daddy.

You're on.

You're off.

In eighteen hours?

You're crazy!

And I'm divorced!

Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time.

Give me 500 on the bandit.

Hind that all sass for reckless bribe.

But Daddy, he

Do what I tell you, you pile of monkey nuts!

Djust. This is band of Darble Talking.

Where?

Are you you some bitch?

Well, I tell you where I am, Sheriff. It's just one thing I want to say. You must be parkoon dog. I've been chased by the best of'em. And son, you make them look like they're all running in slow motion. Just wanna say that. Well

Thank you, Mr. Bandit, and as the pursuit.

May I say you're the goddannest pursuee I ever pursued?

Mm-hmm.

WHAAY USUM BITCH!

I'm right down the bottom of the hill, Sheriff. I'm six foot eight, in a cowboy outfit. I got a little pygmy standing right beside me dressed just like me. You can't miss me. Ten four.

Wait a minute. Scratch that, hold it. I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.

We're on our way to Boston to get some clam chow here.

[Screaming]

Thank you.

Thank you.

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Well, the sheriff takes off after Bandit, who's got himself a brand new Cadillac and heading to Boston, and his son's giving chase behind, asking him not to leave him, roll credits.

All right, man, fuck.

It's still got it. The movie still keeps your attention. It still keeps you entertained.

It's still really fucking funny. And all of the stuff that I was worried about that was gonna come out of Jackie Gleason's mouth, it's like you said, they made him the absolute dumbest person that they possibly could have. Yeah. So all of his opinions are those that belong to people who are idiots.

Yeah. Like that style.

But I th yes, I do too. You you made uh the the racist pig headed cop an idiot. So he should be that way because he's an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, and you're not shocked when he is that way because he's an idiot and they keep making him the butt of the jokes because he's an idiot. Yeah.

Something goes right for'em and the bandit always gets over on him.

And the other cops that are trying to set up roadblocks that are in a T X intersection and didn't block off the T so that he couldn't go around them. Yeah.

let him just turn off into one direction. Or they try to lead him off into a place where it's like a dead end and he's not gonna be able to get through. I mean, the cops that tried to get him on the di on the bridge, I mean, how were they gonna know he was actually gonna make it, right? Like he didn't even know. He just didn't care.

There was only one smart cop in there and it was the uh the the black guy who was the sheriff in Arkansas. He's the only smart cop.

Yeah.

He kept everything cool. He should have rightfully had Smokey dead to r or uh bandit dead to rights. It's just the bandit was able to make that jump. Yeah. But he literally had everything right.

Yeah.

Yeah, there was no way that the bandit should have been able to make that jump.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, damn, I I did not realize this is how you uh did things around here, bandit. Well done.

Yeah.

Way to way to like'cause you know, just the landing of the car should have shifted it off of any kind of axle or your shocks should have just been destroyed.

You can see it if you actually watch the jump. You can see where there is damage done to the car when it lands. You can tell.

Yeah.

It's like a Dukes of Hazard thing where like, oh well that frame looks bad. Hey, wait, it's back to normal again. It's already killed itself.

Yeah, everything's fine now.

The car heals itself. Yeah.

Yeah, of course. It's uh like kit from Knight Rider.

Or Christine because it's fucking evil that it can do it.

Yeah, yeah, right. There you go.

Yeah.

Either way though, the the yeah, the movie holds up. It's awesome. It's fantastic.

I do like that, you know, they deliver on the promise, they get a double or nothing bet, and then this rich guy has to deal with like all of the law enforcement.

Because like the the co vehicle's there, the truck is there, and Bandit can't even bring himself to like set him up to have Jackie Gleason go arrest those guys instead or be brutal.

Oh, because then who's gonna pay him?

Well yeah,'cause it's double or nothing. That's a good

They've still got a bet going on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's more fun for him to run from the guy and embarrass him even further.

Yeah. I love I love that he's like, Uh, thanks for bringing me all this illegal beer. Why don't you go smuggle some clam chowder and get it down to me in time?

Yep. And then I love at the end'cause his son didn't like the bandit. He bet on Bandit for the second for the double or nothing.

Yeah, yeah.

That's fair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm like, Oh man, bandit though, I would have gotten back into Transam. It's gonna be faster than that fucking Cadillac, I'll tell you that right now.

Yeah, no kidding. Well I enjoyed watching it again, like I said. I don't really have much else to add to that, so uh why don't we just take the break here? We'll play our ending show.

She got something else?

No, I'm good.

Alright, so we'll go ahead and play the show house.

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Down in it.

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Through the heat.

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Bob's in the front while

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So please that we

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High speed chases are breaking it.

Here.

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Fair grounds with time cutting thin.

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This is waiting and a cat.

But the real win here is the

It's funny, I can comment on the music as if it currently exists, but I have to wait for it to be created before I can hear it, so I can't comment on it. I just know that I'm going to hopefully get something created that will be inspired by the first.

The smoking.

Yeah, exactly. You'll find something.

Yeah. Yeah. It'll work. I'm slowly but surely trying to bring in some more outtakes again, but we don't really have outtakes anymore. The show has become so lean without clips, there's not really outtakes.

And I gotta get the clips back because that's a big part of us having fun is just BSing over top of the clips for a couple of minutes here and there.

Exactly. And like commenting, Yeah, you remember what they did right here? What a bunch of idiots.

Right. And that's taken away some of the fun for us. But you know what?

We missed out on Jackie Gleason clips. You know how bad that is right now?

Yeah, I feel sad, but it was still gonna turn out to be a great episode when we

Oh, this could still be a good show. Especially when you add in the clips, yeah. We're we're all right. We're we're doing just fine.

Well while we try to reassure ourselves that people still like us and that everything is going okay. Right.

Kick the fuck out of this weekend, make it your best.

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Okay, we've got you recording in progress. Did you get your mic working or is this still your headset?

This is still my headset.

Yeah, well, it's about as best as we're gonna get for now, so we've got everything recording. Alright, no problem. We're ready to go. Yours is up first, so we are let's see at episode five thirty five for you.

I believe.

I believe

Where are you? No, you're Nope, you're five thirty seven.

Yeah, and I've got mine written up Ron. It should be five thirty six.

Okay. Yeah, you have five thirty six for you and five thirty seven for me. So yeah, I'm five thirty seven. Because but even though I do my notes first, you you your episodes first, Ellie.

Yeah, yeah, it's easier to have you record first. So computer sound is not working, so I shut that down. We're recording on all fronts. Let me just double check one last time and then I'll go ahead and get going.

Nope, we're recording, so

One FYI before we jump back into it. I literally clipped all the CB stuff that was the ending of my film. Like to be my final clip. Yeah.

have to. Any C B talk is clip talk. I'm just sorry. It is.

Alright, coming back in. Three, two, one

And uh oh mm sorry, went crazy there for a minute.

So Uh they uh take uh they we get a oh three two one

3, 2, 1. Uh

And so we're cutting back to that holds trailer in our next clip.

Did you say hose trailer?

Oh.

It's the host.

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High speed chases they're breaking down.

Here.

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At fair grounds with time cutting thin.

Chowder.

John.

The win here is

For it.