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And welcome to Cinema Psyops presenting once again filler time.

I love filler type.

That's my...

Who refuses to wait to be introduced anymore?

Well I don't know.

So when someone bends over, is that an invitation for you to enter?

No, never, no, no, because no. But a pregnant pause like that, then my voice typically has to speak up.

So what you're saying is if there's a pause you have to get it pregnant.

Ye pretty much, yeah. Sorry. Uh it's unfortunate'cause if there's too much silence, I start listening to the things in my head and that's not good.

If there's a silence, Matt will fill it.

Yeah, exactly. Yes. Yes, I will.

Feel it so good.

All right, so this is once again our

Commentary episodes on the Godzilla series uh from the millennium series that Matt missed. This week we're going to be doing Godzilla against Mecha Godzilla in 2002. And Matt, you're in for a treat.

This one and the one that we're doing next week. Yeah. Tokyo SOS are two of my favorites from the millennium.

Oh, all right.

Right. And I believe they tie into each other.

Oh. So different from the last few we've been watching, which I'll just go back to in the nineteen fifties.

Kind of origin. Kind of. It's still a sort of a reboot quill, but I I kind of remember really enjoying both of these

Which Godzilla are we getting here? Is it the one you're getting tattooed on your back or is it a different Godzilla in it?

Still the Millennium Godzilla as far as the Yeah, it's not like the souls of the dead that was so upsetting last

Yeah, the source of the dead one.

We're not going through that again.

No, no, it's not the souls of the dead. It's it's gonna be looking like the god Cecilla from the millennium with a view that I'm getting.

And you don't have to tell me about the souls anymore.

No, I will not. I will not bring that up again. Yeah. It's that was just a different looking Godzilla, so that's how I helped differentiate.

And I know you find it upsetting, which is why I said what you find upsetting. So

Yeah, and I do find it upsetting.

We're done, okay?

Okay.

We're going to talk about Godzilla.

We're now going to be covering Godzilla against Mecha Godzilla. All right. So here we go in three, two, one, click.

Now this is of course the version of

Godzilla against Mecca Godzilla that was released with the Sony Blu-rays that I have. If anybody wants to try and link it up. But I'm still gonna do the video for the Patreon feed and then the audio will from So whenever that gets released to the feed.

Military ships.

I believe this is the Mecha Godzilla that they try to call Kiru, but we're just gonna call it Mecha Godzilla.

Meca God if there's a machine Godzilla, it's Mecha Godzilla and I don't care what anybody else.

Yeah, or is it Tokyo SOS that has the Kiro in it with the drill nose?

Nineteen ninety nine A D. They dad they told me it was A D,'cause I wouldn't have known.

I'm gonna move my mouse away from

Yeah.

Like you see this pointer over a dude's face, it's gonna give me a complex. Everything's in order, sir.

She is at attention. Look at her the bit what the fuck was that? Yes, sir. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. What the fuck were they doing?

That's how they salute over there.

They can't do that. Don't do don't do that.

No, no, it's still not fine. Alright, no, it's bad. It's still don't hey guys, don't don't do that.

Jesus, unexpected Nazi around here.

Don't think they're Nazis. I just think that's their style of solution.

I did not see that coming, if you know what I mean. It's moving too north and continues to gain strength. The storm's rapidly approaching the

That guy that poor actor, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna just fuck all you up for a solid 30 minutes.

This whole team.

Yep.

Now imagine that this is the s the rainstorm that they put on the suits to make it look like they're in a bigger storm.

The suit actors deal with worse than this.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, for sure.

Oh man, then we're gonna have waves hitch it.

Oh shit. Yeah. You done fucked up.

I'm getting b-

Godzilla doesn't believe in the fake news.

Hehehehehehe

Do not cast my main man as Alex Jones.

Sorry about that.

Yeah.

There's aspects of the Godzilla in this movie, I think, that are actually in the version I'm getting tattooed as well because he's a little more spiny around the face. Yeah. And I like the look of that.

So I've kinda done a hybrid of the various versions of the Millennium Godzilla.

Just took a little bit of everything you liked and threw it together.

Oh here was the mazers buddy.

Oh the mazers.

Yeah.

Great.

I'm definitely rooting, see that everyone in here is a Nazi, I'm definitely rooting for Godzilla at this point.

They're not a Nazi.

I don't know man. I I just reserved judgment on that.

I saw some pretty suspicious salutes.

They were all kind of waving more than anything.

Uh I mean it was high, don't be wrong, a little higher than the than what I was what what traditionally you think, but it was still too close.

Yeah, I I thought that it was basically whenever it was a Nazi salute you put it out at about the height of Hitler's head, which is around four foot.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cause that's really how those they got started with all the uh the salutes was the patting on the head of Hitler.

Who took over Stalingrad? It's a little World War II humor reference for y'all.

Yeah, not timely at all.

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That foot looked fucking great.

Yeah, oh look at this look all looks good. Damn, I like it.

Yeah, there's a reason why of the Millennium Series the these two movies, this one and the next one, are kind of my favorite.

This is good stuff.

I really do like the suit in this one. Yeah. This is the one that I was thinking of. And yeah, the the spiny bits that are on my Godzilla tattoo are from this one. Yeah, this design from

Can they take this design and augment it a little bit I think for Tokyo SOS because I'm pretty sure that it's a sequel.

Sorry, indigestion.

And Mothra's back in our next movie, so that's good.

I love Mothra. I mean she constantly gets bodied, but it's usually to help.

Like she gets bodied to s like save like everyone.

Does Mothra ever live in the end of a movie?

Yeah, all the Mothra movies.

Oh yeah. I guess I'll have to watch one of those.

Define live because Mothra is reborn and she always gives eggs that like end up being her again.

Okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I it's weird. I don't know how to describe

Mothra has a short shelf life, so they always have to reproduce to make themselves again.

Omathra's more like the Precambrian life forms and tremors where she has multiple stages. Yeah.

You know?

That's true.

The the the the walking dog one?

Yeah, well I forget what they were called. Yeah. Uh and then I remember the ass blasters'cause they fly from blasting fiery flames out of their butt.

Fuck, we really did it with tremors, didn't we? They said there there should only be one kind of tremor. We're like, nah. We need lots of tremors.

I I dig tremors. I think.

Tremors. Yeah. I uh uh all the movies, like I and I haven't seen'em all yet.

I will just say all up until Jamie Kennedy enters the series and then I

Oh yeah, but I mean Jamie Kennedy can ruin anything.

And does almost everything.

Fire Maser. Firing Maser.

That's right, Jimmy Kennedy. Had you shit talked, you bitch.

Lasers.

Uh oh. Well you you doing a good job in ruining the planet. Okay, now they're hitting them. Shh shh Ooh, that's pretty good stuff.

Yeah I'm just memorized I'm not even talking'cause I'm too busy staring at the suit.

Yeah, all right. Maybe you have to close your eyes to just go from muscle memory on this one so you can still talk.

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I'm telling you anytime Godzilla's on here, courts at like heaven.

I'm quite literally sitting here like a teenage girl holding my hand up, like my head up with my hand.

Cort is staring at this suit the way I stare at a Philly cheesesteak sandwich. Longingly, lovingly.

The way that Matt used to stare at that poster of Cindy Crawford on his wall.

Was it Cidney Crawford? Uh it's not my proudest moment, but it was Jenny McCarthy. But yeah. Wow.

Well, that was before we knew she was an anti-vax lunatic.

Yeah, yeah. I mean it was all before that.

But you're you're you're not wrong. It's the It's same same same. I know. That or the uh Oh Yeah they they dead. They

She's just developed a complex right there. Yep.'Cause she's gonna blame herself for that of course.

She's she's she's she gotta have some some paint human.

Oh, and then he smashed the laser. Is she gonna die?

No. She's like main character.

Yeah, she's our main character we're gonna be following later. And she has a vengeance quest against Godzilla.

Of course.

Until she realizes that Godzilla's in all of us and then she'll be fine. Yes.

We are all Godzilla.

Yeah. We're we're gonna have that speech at the end of this where she's gonna say, you know, Godzilla and I are not very different. Blah blah blah.

Besides the J McCarthy poster, it was also uh uh Sama Hayek and from Dust Helton.

That would be a good poster to have.

Yeah. I didn't have the poster but that that that show definitely that that made me realize things about myself.

You're like, Wait a minute, I don't like blonde women.

Not anymore.

Oh there's my fetish.

There it is. It hit me hit me pretty hard in the face too.

Okay, so yes this is a reboot, but they're we're back to the same suit from the the first Godzilla two thousand.

Yeah. That we had in the sequel after Godzilla two thousand with Mageiris.

And before they changed it up and tried to make it.

Hey, you want some coke?

That kid just gave him an ape ball. God damn.

I think that was a jawbreaker.

Oh I thought maybe it was meth from breaking bad.

Why have I seen I've seen that guy from somewhere before?

They brought some people back from the first Godzilla.

He looked like O'Coky the guy from uh Karate Kid Part Two.

Pat Marina's main villa, that's what he kinda looks like.

He was a lot older. I mean he can't be the same guy. I'm just saying that's who it looked like.

This CG's a little rough.

Yeah, that's not all that great.

The water destroyer?

Oxygen destroyed.

Oxygen destroyer, that's right.

Fun fact, oxygen destroyer is just oxyclean. Yeah. Just in larger amounts.

Like a big amount though.

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Mm stars.

Cranicid two doesn't get the love it deserves.

I would say Karate Kid Three doesn't get the love it.

I would go as far to say that the next karate kid doesn't get the love it deserves.

It definitely does it.

Hillary Swank worked her ass off for that movie.

Yeah, and did some really great martial arts. Yeah. Even more so than a lot of what Ralph Macchio ever did.

I'm just saying, Ralph Maggio looked like a punk ass bitch. This is what Hillary Swake was doing in that movie.

Thank you.

Someone that understands where I'm coming from.

I agree with you a hundred percent.

Ralph Macchio though, don't come looking to kick my ass. You see how I mean fucking that guy's in like a really good shape for being in his fucking sixties.

Yeah, he still looks like he's a fucking teenager.

Fuck, I mean, just...

He looks like he's a teenager with too much sun damage.

Well Ralph Machio, while we did just talk shit about your character, Daniel LaRusso, that has nothing to do about you and uh we respect you. Just don't uh not looking for that. Not looking for problems with you right now.

Yeah, I don't need to get my ass kicked by Ralph Macchio'cause you talk shit.

Yeah, see it just fucking he's gonna do the crane. I don't know how to defend that.

No, what I'm worried about is that drum technique from uh two. Oh yeah. Because that looks like no ken defense.

No, no, there isn't, man. That's just double axe handles straight to your fucking face. Swig it double axe handles. It's hardcore.

Yeah. So okay, she's being admonished. Yep. And if you thought the g grabbers from the other movie was dumb, this is the JX SDF.

J-X-S-D-F

Japanese self-defense force.

The fuck are we doing around here? Can we not get names for shit? That's what you guys have?

We had good grabbers.

Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, it's still the dumbest I've ever seen.

The G graspers, I think.

G gras.

Good Grabbers is just how I say the name of the movie Grabbers when I'm really fucked up.

Which is probably when I'm watching it as around St. Paddy's Day'cause it's an Irish horror flick.

Oh, is it? Yeah. Nice.

And it's a very fun one.

The only way you can defend yourself against the monsters in that is to have a blood alcohol level of point two.

So I'm fine.

If they try to eat you, they eat your blood and if they try to eat your blood, your blood is poisoned to them and you'll they'll die.

Like a monster. Yeah, man, I'm the ultimate like danger to them. I'm like put me in a world of those things, I'm like fucking Superman. No one's killing me.

Yeah, and those aliens decided to invade an island in Ireland.

Yeah, they made a big mistake. Yeah. Yeah. Man, they did dude they did zero research. Yep.

You know what?

It's like the aliens that invade Earth and signs.

Yeah, they they they fucking they can't stand water.

It's 90% dead.

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Zero research. See that's what we need. We need to be invaded by aliens that are dumb. As dumb as we are. You know, like we do zero research before we do anything. We need aliens to should we research it? Fuck that. What th what can they do?

Yeah.

We need aliens to invade that are literally vulnerable to a little girl that refuses to finish cups of water.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah. For psychic reasons.

No, it's because it was contaminated.

But the and then Jimmy has but remember the whole movie is based on the wife telling Mel Gibson like telling Jimmy to swim aw swing away and all that shit. So then the brother swings a baseball bat that's all that's what crashes all the water into the alien.

Yeah, I remember. Yeah. It's badly written. Okay. It's also an M. Night Shamelow.

I shavel on so I mean yeah that's all you had to say.

Dude, have you seen Trap? It's so convoluted and bullshit.

And it's just a huge excuse to make his daughter's pop stardom become even more known. Yeah.

Christ, yeah. Come on. There's there's some genuine moments that are kind of creepy and fun in it. Yeah. But like it it like all M Night Shamalon overstays its welcome for the twist.

Yeah, man, I I uh uh directors like him and Tarantino, I just don't get how

Honestly, after Kill Bill I've soured on Tarantino like immediately after Kill Bill. Yeah. Kill Bill was like kinda the last thing that I liked, and even then I was like, All right, this is a bit self indulgent.

It really I mean that's all Tarantito shit is self indulgent.

I'm not arguing that.

All right, here we got a we got a clip moment here.

I have something to show you. Something quite shocking.

Oh Jesus Christ, it's your internet search history. What are you doing?

I don't want to see that.

Oh Godzilla modes.

You know how you're talking about zero research before planning? Yeah. They're going to use a Godzilla skeleton to build their mecha godzilla.

What are the fuck are you all doing? Dude, zero research. Zero Zero research. Exactly.

Look how fucking amazing that looks. It's incredible.

Great.

I don't know if they actually have people floating in a tank that they then superimposed or how they did that, but the compositing all of it's just

I so want an action figure of Godzilla Skeleton. Mm-hmm. Like a poseable Godzilla skeleton.

Yeah.

You know what that Godzilla skeleton looks like though? The Yoshi skeletons in Super Mario Brothers. Uh when you get to the haunted mansion part. Yeah. It looks like the Yoshi skeletons. I suppose Yoshi's just supposed to be Godzilla though.

I mean like a cutesy version.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. I love that the spine plates are all bone.

Yeah.

Mm, I had some plans for today. I don't know, man.

The nineteen fifty four Godzilla that was dissolved by the OxyClean destroyer.

the oxyclean bomb

The OxyClean destroyer. Yes. That skeleton is now going to be you.

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Build a mechanical version of Godzilla.

Fight new Godzilla.

To fight the Godzilla that has recently emerged.

I can see nothing.

No, that

There could be no possible problem with this.

Spent so much time wondering if they could do it, they never spent any time whether they should.

Uh finds a way.

Finds a way

Well that's like uh in the nineties when they were the nineties Godzilla where they were c obsessed with the G cells and they kept making monsters by trying to like harness the power of Godzilla.

So yeah, of course.

Yeah. Like Biolante would not have existed had we not fucked around and found out.

Any scientist or any kind of sci fi slash horror movie, science is always evil.

Well that goes all the way back to the fifties when everyone was like really, really like skeptical and uh worried about science'cause of the atom bomb. Yeah.'Cause that was science gone too far.

Yeah, well we I'm not saying science doesn't fuck up all the fucking time, but it's only when it's government run science. Normal people run science usually does pretty well.

Think I've seen him in Godzilla movies before.

Or you're just racist'cause you think they all look the same.

No. No, because I don't say that about all of them. Just this guy.

I do know that in some of these movies they brought back people from the original runs of Godzilla and they had a lot of cameos. I wouldn't be able to pick those people out mostly because I'm drinking twenty five milligrams of THC.

And it's almost gone.

It's fi Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not lasting much longer, my man.

I know.

Fuck. Man, the next week's show is gonna be way completely different from today's show.

Yeah, because I'm gonna make another one.

Yeah.

My life, Sarah. This is a great idea. Making me the only one who's going to be coherent. We're going to do wonders. Great show, everyone.

Now my perfect Sunday Fifty milligrams of THC doled out in two different servings.

Like a nice summer breeze when I'm getting my high I do it all the time. A nice summer breeze, a rocking chair.

F two hundred and fifty milligrams of THC coursing through my brains.

That's significantly too much to you.

Yeah. Oh and I'm also supplementing by toking up while I'm drinking.

He's drinking and he's got his uh he has a little vape carrier right next to him. He always does. And it's like

Yeah.

It looks like this homemade shit because it's all duct taped, but it has different compartments for different size vapes.

Not only is he a stoner, but he is heavily organized. So that really like kills the notion that stoners are just useless and don't do anything. They they are inventors, all right?

Well and also the reason that I built this is because any of the vapes that are based on THC oil.

If you do not keep them vertical where you keep the wicks or whatever it is that's supposed to burn the oil saturated with the oil, you could burn whatever that is with that wick and you'll never get that bad burn flavor out.

So anything that is oil based, always make sure it's staying perfectly

Okay.

With your like same thing with your vapes, everything. Like any kind of vape like stuff it's oil based. Yeah.

If it's like and then I have one that's uh a vaporizer for uh flour and you know you can you can leave that stored however you want, but I just like to keep it all together.

'Cause then I'm when whenever the the cops are coming I can just take this little box of all my stuff and

J just yeah, hide it.

There's no reason for the cops to come'cause this is all federally legal.

Yeah, but I...

Until until they need to cover up the files again so they have to find another boogeyman. I mean right now it's the Iranians. We'll see where it goes after that. Um man, I'm telling you, those files gotta be wild though. Wild shit in there.

Hey guys, uh this kid's just wandering around this highly secured area. Somebody wanna do something about that?

We were talking about something else over it, but her dad is actually a doctor and

I wish they'd bring her back to live.

Her mom's in that plant, according to her.

That's some kind of special morning plant.

Is this another soul thing that's gonna happen?

Maybe.

Damn it.

But just enjoy watching her run.'Cause I sure am. Yeah.

Oh Jesus.

Porno.

Aww.

Squirrel. That's a hamster. I don't know why I said squirrel.

I mean they're all rodents.

Kind of.

I wonder what it's like to do a real pull-up. It's gotta be nice. Gotta feel accomplished.

I like to do pull downs.

I'm pulling pants down, yeah.

That's a fancy tux. Very nice.

Oh yeah, I see that.

Yeah he does.

Oh, she's still running. Now it's cold though.

Is this a Rocky montage?

Kind of, yeah.

They just need to answer music. It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight.

Just stop.

Whatever. Fine, fine.

ruining the mood of her running.

You can tell it's Mecha Godzilla because there's a lot of pipes.

Yeah, no, this is definitely Mecha Godzilla.

They have all the dryer vent all the dryer vent pipes are put on'em.

It's very important to have dryer vent pipes all over the place.

We gotta ventilate your Godzilla.

Yes. Your mecha godzilla needs to be properly ventilated.

Why does part of this look like it's Optimus Prime?

Oh, because this is a really cool mechanism.

Is it? I haven't seen this one, so this should be good.

I mean, really the only thing that they do s kind of bad with this one that's a not a good plan is building it out of the corpse of an old Godzilla.

Oh yeah. Well it's two thousand AD now. Two thousand three AD.

You're welcome.

It's been a while.

Stop it. God damn it.

I'm leading the Q squad.

It's bad enough that you have to sing, but you have to sing that douchey shit too.

Fucking NU metal.

E New Metal.

I don't know how you say it. I always thought it was me. It is me.

New metal.

That's not how I say it. I say it.

No metal.

Never a fan.

Ever a fan? I admit I was. I want you back. I rocked hard to it.

Now almost everybody who is in New Metal was you find out was a giant piece of garbage, so makes it a little bit hard.

Or it's turned into a giant piece of garbage.

That's a cool ship.

Yeah, it's like the new X1. Mm-hmm. I do believe that they have a whole like Mecha Godzilla X1 link up thing in this one, if this is the one I'm thinking of. Yeah.

They're blurring together and I am pretty stoked now.

Dad likes that soldier lady. Little girl's notice it so she's gonna try to go get herself a new mom.

Yeah, that's quite literally the plot.

Yeah, alright. Thank you.

Yeah. You got it in one, so big shot.

It's a swish, baby.

Yep. See so Soldier Lady feels guilty about all the guys that she basically caused to get killed because she didn't fire the maze or right or whatever, and so she feels unworthy of love. Uh oh.

Yeah, a little confrontation here.

Yep, okay. I wondered if he was gonna be around that.

Of course.

Better watch your backs, guys!

It'll be you in the body.

Wow.

Oh wow. This guy's a giant douche.

You got a problem?

This was literally a quick...

Totally a clip.

You goddamn right he will.

Yeah, that's right. Lower your hat. It's shame.

Hm, no kidding.

Plus man, I've seen how much she's been running. You don't wanna fuck with her. She'll beat the fuck out of you.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Yeah, like don't threaten Cort with a good tie, you know what I mean?

Those boots were made for marching.

Uh huh. That's just what they'll do. Right on your crotch.

her boots, yeah. Yeah.'Cause I'm into that.

Crap on me, squish me That's gotta be a kink, right?

Oh, that is.

Is it a thing? Yeah, it's a thing. I figured. Yeah.

Thank you.

Anymore nowadays I'm trying to figure out if there's something that isn't a kink for somebody. I think that's the that's the harder find.

Oh yeah, p human beings have sexualized just about everything.

Pretty much.

Run in the water!

Because you're gonna have to be really fit to fight Godzilla, even though you can't. I what the fuck are they doing this for?

Padding. Duh.

Where there was too much story.

Oh my god. So much story about the fucking evil that the Japanese have done in being punished by Godzilla.

Yes. They thank God you ended it like that'cause you're gonna go the other way. I was gonna get real angry.

I'm not gonna mention it, but that's really what that whole Godzilla was.

Oh yeah.

Was punishing Japan. Yeah. Fifty years after the fact.

Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that swift justice.

Right.

Jesus.

This is this is what Cort and I would be like if either one of our wives for some reason left us and we were found ourselves to be single middle aged men.

I'm a little smoother than you think I am.

I don't I don't know about currently. I I think in the past you definitely were. And I think you're as smooth as as I think you are because I think you're pretty fucking smooth. So but that was, you know, w when we were young at virile.

A new admirer of yours?

Well maybe Cort will find somebody. I would just put myself in a hovel.

All I really have to do is just be nice to the right Person with daddy issues and I'm good.

Well, I'm sure that's gonna look great on a dating profile.

I see. Makes sense. That's why he's so hostile to you.

I thought there was something different about you.

Yeah.

I don't know, man. I think you would do okay too, because all you really have to do is, you know, treat another human being with dignity and respect and eventually they start really liking you for that. Especially, you know, women in this country, because they're not used to when men do that.

I'm I am a a kind and reasonable human being. Yeah. I'm also really good at begging. Doesn't bother me.

Right, and you're not like the hideous fucking chud you used to be either.

I'm not too proud to beg, alright? And usually I'll stay on my knees because I can't get back up for that position anymore.

You've got some old daddy energy too that some people might might be might be attracted to.

Uh, you know, I'm just like tile. You lay me right the first time, you can walk over me, all over me, all the rest of your life.

With only occasionally hosing you down to clean you off.

That's right. So hose down that's fun.

Oh no.

We're not talking about a plant anymore, are we? I'm seeing through the vernacular.

Yeah, it's the morning. Yeah. So th that plant has got some kind of special property to where it reacts to your emotional state.

What the fuck are they doing in this movie? What are they doing with Godzilla?

Yeah, it's like some kind of special morning.

Why does it always have to have some sort of fucking psycho babble bullshit involved?

Have you not watched other Japanese cinema? Yeah, it's fucking incredible.

No.

Oh, he's gorgeous!

Yeah, it's a beautiful mechanical.

I'm in love with Becca Godzilla.

Mm. Traitor.

Nineteen ninety nine Mecca Godzilla's gonna be uh my uh my search history here later.

Oh, you haven't even seen the Thunder Thighs that end lives on this Godzilla. Ooh. Yeah.

Mechanized thunder thighs that end lives.

I love you said uh chief scientist and I literally at first because I thought you said cheap scientist, I'm like, damn

Here's the new cheap scientist. Well jeez motherfucker, can you be cool?

Look under thighs.

Oh yeah. I said I'd get dinner next week. God damn.

Howard.

DNA computers?

DNA computers.

Nothing can go wrong with that.

Oh man, merging DNA with AI tech, I'm sure that's that's all gonna go fine.

Yeah, they call it Kiru in this for some fucked up reason, but it's Mecagodza.

We can we can make fun of this movie all we want for saying, What a great idea would look what we're doing with AI these days. Not not like we're not marching ourselves straight into the abyss.

Okay, I have kind of a little bit of a prediction about what's gonna happen with AI.

Yeah, exactly like the text.

All over again.

See you anybody who's at all in IT or development

What people want it to do right now, which means funding's gonna go away. It's gonna be a dot com bubble again where two normal people are gonna go broke and rich people will get richer.

Look at those thunder thighs.

A lot of society is saying no to AI for a lot of different things and it's fucking up a lot of shit too.

Environments g we're gonna run out of water. The amount of water needed to run those data centers that they keep wanting to build, it's destroying Wisconsin. I heard one guy say, Watch our the next war will be over water.

Oh well that was always a logical end point. We're going to Mad Max World, man.

Pretty much.

But I'm gonna go there with a really sweet fucking Godzilla back tattoo.

Alright.

I would tell you not to fetish Godzilla or Mecha Godzilla, but I mean go for it.

Yeah, I gotta fetish Mecca Godzilla, I'm sorry.

I'll just tell you the small portion of like the two thirds of the outline I have done on my back already sexier as fuck that it has Godzilla on it.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. And now I'm not

Yeah, now that's sexy. Yeah. No, I uh listen, while I may feticise Becca Godzilla, uhhuh, I'm in romantic love with regular Godzilla.

That's fair. You want to cook regular Godzilla dinners and

Yeah, I wanna

Yeah.

I wanna take him out on dates.

Especially in this movie. That's a sexy fucking suit.

Treat him real nice. Make it Godzilla's just, you know listen Wham bam, here's money for the cab.

Uh, hey if you remind me after this I'll show you the action figure I have of the Godzilla sculpt from the

Okay.

'Cause you actually get like a nice three D view. Nice. And there's a nice figure behind her in that last scene. I don't know if you saw that a Mecha Godzilla.

Oh was it?

Yeah, it was like a two scale maquette.

Yeah. Their flight suits in this are not bad.

Yeah, that's actually halfway decent.

I love the cable work that is where the person that's in the suit can see through the neck.

Yeah.

'Cause they have that mesh cable that they can still see through but we can't see.

Yeah, the outside.

Yeah.

And uh on the Godzilla necks you'll notice that there's like the really fine uh like scale work on his neck. And that's a mesh that we can't see through, but the actor can see out of. Uh-huh. When you're looking, you can kind of see that.

I mean they still can't see that well, but they can see at least enough to move and do the things they need to do for the suit acting.

It is a little sad when we get to Godzilla Final Wars, that's gonna be the last of the actual like suit acting Godzilla's three.

before we all see Jesus.

Yeah.

They just go back to suits.

Uh it's it's really expensive and it's really hard to do, but I love it. I do. Like it it gives you a look and feel that you will not get anywhere else.

Exactly. That's right, little Thunderthighs out for a trip.

And honestly the suits are what really attract people to come.

Oh my god, look at that mecha tail! It's good. Everything's mecha. So what did Mecha Godzilla gonna be like? Look at that mecha tail!

Yeah, these are mecha magnets.

It's like ear pods.

Here we go. Oh, because you gotta get the tail too. Ah, that's a nice little detail they did there. Mm-hmm.

I mean I'm sure that this mechagodzilla is capable of flying on its own, but they're trying to pres preserve the power.

Control?

Conserve the fuel, yeah.

Before Mecha Godzilla eventually turns on it.

But this shit is done with models and stuff.

It's amazing.

Yeah directly.

I know this is glass houses as bald as I am, but that motherfucker got a five head.

Yeah, yeah, no. Uh yeah, I'm a bald man, but y dude, you're you're not fooling anybody.

Yeah. He's entering the headbutt contest with that shit and he's winning.

He's winning. Yeah. Big.

My money's on him.

Unless he goes up against an actual bald guy, then then all that guy has is a target.

Hey! Come here!

That feels like a cameo, right?

Yeah.

That's fucking sweet, dude.

I just cannot get enough of seeing that.

Stand there. We've gotta get out of here.

I think it's actually a sea lion, but whatever.

Cool, yeah. No, that guy in the Giants uniform, that was definitely a cameo.

Here's my problem, I'm not hairy enough to be a bear. I'm too hairy to be an otter, and I don't want to shave down to be a seal.

That Godzilla's fucking gorgeous.

Yeah, let'em. Yeah. So we thought we'd just stand around, you fucking idiot. We're all running already.

Look at him going through this.

Oh, that's awesome.

Yeah. Yeah, so this is the head.

Oh yeah. Look at that.

Yeah.

Amen.

Actually I think the next movie, the Tokyo SOS head, is the one that I pick because I think it has even more spines than that one now that they got in close.

We got the laser back. The Mazer guns. I'm sorry. Mazers. Yeah.

Microwave lasers, or how hard is that?

I don't know, I'm just saying.

It's like, let's go to town, motherfucker.

Jesus Christ, I felt like we just started this movie. We're only getting we're already getting'em?

Well we're thirty eight minutes in.

All right. I I love we're getting hey, listen, I'm not complaining. Yeah. Quicker the monster fights, the better it is for me. Yeah.

The compositing there is a little rough.

Ja.

This is great though.

We're splitting hairs at this point.

Oh yeah, for sure.

The this movie is already infinitely better than the last two we watched.

Here we go.

Uh I don't know. The suit the suit stuff was pretty incredible in G M K.

Uh yeah, all right. I gotcha. Yeah, you g you're right.

I still think this is infinitely better than the other two.

I told you it's one of my favorites of the yeah.

What is it?

Is she in the Matrix in there?

Kind of. The millennium stuff is um I I I do really like a More of the millennium movies than I don't.

But this one's definitely one of my favorites.

Hit it with the mazers. Do it now. Roger. Oh, that's where the mazer comes out of. Alright, there you go.

It has a mouth maser and I think it has a chest maser that's even stronger.

I'm loving this already. What a fight.

What the fuck man? Check it out.

It's retreating. Akane!

it up.

Oh it's absolutely They have different names for things, but it looks like a

Let's see it.

Uh-oh, it's getting to the bone DNA.

And since it's a DNA computer connected to the bones that he's just awakened.

Godzilla.

So there is a ghost in the machine, so it's a Godzilla spirit that is possessing this mechagodzilla.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

It's very Japanese.

Here. Now

I mean, we built this mecha godzilla out of the corpse of another Godzilla. What possibly could go wrong?

Well, what's research if you do? Research? Nothing, man. We built out of a skeleton.

It's no longer responsible.

Just like the whole idea of building a city out of rock and roll. How are you gonna get that zone?

I d I don't know, man. You you're gonna have to pay under the table a lot to Teamsters.

Yeah. And how exactly is rock and roll a foundation to build a city? Uh

Again it doesn't s uh oh

And what components exactly are rock and roll that builds a city?

There is none. It's going to be a shoddy build.

It'll be a collapsible stage if nothing else.

He's even got I love the little laser pieces in the mouth.

He's gotta roar. Holy sh

Well this is what happens whenever you build a Mecha Godzilla out of the corpse of the original Godzilla.

He's gonna go apeshit on your city with all the weaponry you put on him.

Good God Almighty.

This is not where you thought this was going, dude, is it?

No, that's exactly where I thought it was gonna go. Mecca Zagodzilla always turns against its creators.

Kind of, but all like already?

Yeah. No, I thought this was gonna be the way it was gonna go. In the middle of their first fight, I should.

Usually Mecha Godzilla is run by aliens trying to invade.

Now Soul now I kinda figured the soul of Godzilla was gonna come back.

Uh but I thought what would happen was uh it would beat Godzilla down and then turn on its people when they're all happy and celebrating.

Yeah, that's the thing that that they didn't even fight. That's the thing.

Yeah, I mean they kinda fought but Godzilla didn't uh do do anything to Mecca Godzilla.

Not really. No.

And then woke him up.

See I was thinking like in some other Mecha Godzilla's is they defeat Godzilla, then they're all celebrating, then then Mecha Godzilla turns against its creators because aliens.

It never really turns against the aliens, it's just that Godzilla defeats him.

Yeah.

If humans try to make Mecca Godzilla a thing, but previous Mecca Godzilla's were always aliens. Yeah.

Let's draw. Whoa. Hiya. Oh.

But yes, the reason...

The twenty fourteen Mecha Godzilla that they built out of the King Ghidorah. Yeah. In that one in that twenty fourteen American run. The reason that it's built out of the skull of a Mecca you know, to make like the King Gadora is the exact same reason that they did this.

You know, like they're they're kind of paying homage to this movie, I think.

Let's get out of here.

I can't wait till we have to sit you through Final Wars. You're gonna lose your shit.

Am I? Yeah. Is that next?

No, Final Wars is the last movie. It'll be the So we the way that we had this scheduled, we have one more movie than we can do like, you know, a twofer in one recording session. So

Yeah.

Yeah. And Final Wars is long as shit, so I feel like you'll be exhausted by the time it's done.

So we're just doing that what it does.

Yeah, we'll just do that one like on another week when we're done. Yeah. And I'm editing these right now as we're talking about this one, so I'm trying to get'em out as soon as possible.

He's editing while watching people. Don't you know the work he goes through?

Which is why I'm not saying as much.

This is nothing.

Has nothing to do with the fact that I have to really go to the bathroom.

Can't you stop it?

Which is why I really have to go to the bathroom.

Wanna take a little break?

Nah, be okay.

He's a professional, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh I got forty three minutes ago.

Okay. No, you're gonna you're gonna that's why I was like, dude, you're gonna you're gonna wanna take a break.

Uh oh. She's sad for her plant.

That's a good thing my bladder told me I needed to go'cause my wife needed you to move'cause you better parked in.

Uh oh. Here comes Mecca oh man, look at how many files that guy probably has d completed at work. Now it's nothing. Oh that is that's above decent.

Check it out when he comes out the other side. He literally walks through the building.

That is just fantastic. And it stays. How's the oh it's a standard

Well you would think that in a world where they dealt with kaijus they would start building buildings that kaijus can walk through and they would still

Yeah. All right.

The four pillars, Matt.

This is a post nine eleven world too, so maybe some of these

Ouch.

Never forget.

Maybe watching the building collapse would be too traumatic, whereas walking through the building is just

Cool.

Mecagadzilla ran out of power.

Nike gets like ah all right, I'm done.

So basically the bug in the software has died because of the need for a hard reboot from the power lock.

Yeah, yeah. It's it B sodded. It's all right.

Well it's like a my

My robot vacuum, perfect example, right? Yeah. It loses its shit and has like a kernel panic or something like that where it just can't load its fucking software.

And it'll just run.

It'll just sit there and run like at high speed. Like and it won't it won't move. It'll just keep running when it gets frozen like that.

And what it's trying to do is kill the battery so that it can restart.

And if you can't get it to restart without that, you have to just let it sit there and run until the battery dies.

Yeah.

Have seen that robot do that, and that's exactly what I think the Mecha Godzilla was doing. It was going haywire with the Cernal the software kernel panic brought on about by the Godzilla Roar, which infected the DNA computer.

Here we go. He's gonna explain it to us.

Turn against us again.

Yeah, you didn't think about maybe a problem with DNA computers.

You didn't think that quite possibly for some odd reason resurrecting the corpse of a Godzilla could be a Frankenstein moment.

Okay.

Possibility.

Don't make Mecca Godzilla angry. You wouldn't like it when you I feel like this little girl is just like the embodiment of trauma.

She probably should why is she in the office, man?

I just feel like this is not a secure area for her to be in.

I need your data now. Especially with this guy around.

Sure.

Oh yeah, he does have a few spiny bits on top. Yeah yeah.

But I think the one in Tokyo SOS has some some of those same ty spiny bits that are on the top, sticking out the sides of his jaws in the back, which are really cool.

Godzilla's roar. It was the sound. Basically, the more harsh a Godzilla looks, the more I like it. Yeah. Yeah.

Although I do have a plush domokoon looking Godzilla that I really think is cute.

And then I got one of a Mothra that's around the same size and I I have the Mothra sitting on that Godzilla's head in my office in my uh not my office, but my little cubicle at work.

That's nice.

Yeah. I look at'em and I smile.

Well taking part in capitalism.

Yeah, but it's got Zillows.

Yeah, it's fine.

Like I really have no choice on whether or not I take part in capitalism.

Yeah. So if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it at least in a way that makes me happy.

Yeah.

'Cause that's all I have.

I'm forced to live under this fucking tyranny.

Go ahead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was a close shave. Gee, I wonder why no one likes this guy.

See neither of us is as awkward and weird as the other.

No, this guy's way awkward, way weird.

Hey man, she saved my life as well. Yeah. Dip shit.

Nope.

Yeah, she's got the team the team has her back.

But now that's gonna make her guilt feel even worse because now she feels responsible for all of them and now she's even more worried that she's gonna screw up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Drop the attitude, would ya? Makes me think of that queer song Drop the Attitude Fucker.

I was like

Worst father ever.

Ever. I mean, yeah, this guy has no idea what's going on. Now is her mom's soul gonna go into Mecca Godzilla?

No, it's not quite that bad. Okay. We're not gonna have one of the like scientists resurrecting the spirit of his daughter into a rose that then gets merged with G cells to make biolante. We're not getting that kind of shit in this one.

What is that from?

Violante, Godzilla versus Biolante.

The rose monster plant creature that's

So yeah.

That looked like uh Audrey Two from Little Shop of Horrors versus Godzilla basically.

Mm. Now I remember.

You were trying to pretend that movie didn't exist, I think.

Duh, any rational person would.

But it does exist, Matt.

Yeah.

But Godzilla faced a plant that was embodied by the spirit of a scientist mixed with G cells.

And technically he didn't really defeat it because it just like melted and went into space.

And somehow spread through particles and then ended up bringing space gods a little later on, I think.

Why why are you doing this to me?

Why am I doing this to me? I'm trying to remember and understand.

Stop trying to remember that plot. We're w we're on a great movie right now. We're having a good run.

Yeah, even the human stuff in this, I gotta say, is not terrible.

Yeah.

I am concerned about how bad of a father he is to that little girl.

Yeah.

Like I wanna call CPS in Japan about this guy.

Yeah, but they're not gonna care.

Because it's a movie. Yeah.

You don't think so?

No nobody cares about children in any country.

I want you to be wrong, but yeah.

Almost quite literally instead of the right.

Yes.

It is the minute I even said it, I'm like uh Yeah, we do live in a very dark dark world.

Yeah, the more I find out about it, the less I want to be in it.

Fucking rock.

Like the rock we live on, not the actor the rock.

Yeah, I don't blame Dwayne Johnson for the world's woe.

No, no, no. I I just like the rock we live on. Yeah.

Yeah! It's out of your business!

What if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend?

None of your business.

You don't pay her bills. She it's just

And if Matt wants to take some guy home with him tonight?

And I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

Dude, I love salt and pepper so much.

Yeah, me too.

I had a crush on all of them.

Well at different times.

No, all I want.

No, for me it was different. Like one one day it could be spinderella, the next week it could be salt.

No for me it was all like all three.

Yeah, yeah.

I was I was an overachiever with my heart when I met.

You really were, yeah.

My heart could love so much.

Sometimes my heart's a liar.

Yeah. Every life is worth something everyone.

Are you sure?

Here's a later.

Thank you.

I totally etch a sketch this but I used to like religiously watch Living Single.

Dude, yeah, I'd always watch the V singles.

Obsessed with living singles.

I don't know if it was'cause it was different cultures than my own, you know.

Well no, just the Fox shows, the like Living Signal, all that stuff. It was just better than the other things. So that's why.

Yeah.

You can't I can't watch in Living Color again.

I I refuse to'cause I want to keep the rosy colored glasses on my youth.

Yeah.

But no, that's I from Living Single is where I actually developed a crush on Green Latina. Salt and pepper salt and pepper just because they were everywhere and

Yeah, yeah.

You know, with Beavis and Butthead was really huge and they do the video talks and they did one for Salt and Pepper and they go, Oh, he's the finest brother in there, but he's the only brother in there because he was the only guy in the video.

He's the not- he's the finest brother in there. He's the only brother in there.

Damn though. Fucking suit is amazing.

Alright, time to begin Flight of the Concord.

I think you're enjoying this because it's more tightly edited.

Yeah, that's exactly why I'm enjoying that.

Yeah, the last two weeks was a little more loosey goosey.

Yeah, no, this is a fucking this is good shit.

Yeah, they're filming it like it's an action movie. They just are

Pretty.

I love the spines lighting up.

Yeah. I did oh no I was saying Oh look he got up No he didn't.

I do like the modern Godzilla things that they do where the spines come out like they're control rods from a nuclear reactor when he goes to fire up his breath.

Yeah.

Or the spines light up from the tail as it as it builds up for him to fire. I do like that too.

Check out these maser blasts.

I think I think those are

behind

CG composited the the Maser laser things.

Because it has that look of the era.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Fireworks coming off are great. This era's atomic breath. Every single movie has been terrific.

Yeah. Jesus!

Yeah, the fire explosions and uh like gasoline blast fire blasts that they do in this are really good too.

Overhaul complete. Diagnostics complete.

He's like, Where's that metal bitch that was talking shit?

Jesus, alright, we get it.

Still not as brutal as the Godzilla minus zero. No.

Oh that's that was way more brutal.

He's purposely stepping on groups of people and looking at buildings and spinning around to knock him over with his tail.

Exactly.

And the Godzilla that was punishing uh Japan in uh G MK was also like w we just looked in the hospital, saw like a little girl in the room and then smashed the whole

Smash the tail. In fact, let her think she was gonna live by walking away, only for the tail to come in.

Right.

So that's a that's a fucking that's an asshole is what that is. Well that's trolling motherfuckers.

It's a Godzilla that's meant to punish.

Wow.

Barragon's fucking adorable still. Yeah.

This guy's got serious Everett McGill energy.

You know what I'm talking about?

He was in Twin Peaks.

いやいやいや

Oh, and actually you would remember him from the people under the stairs? Completely safe. The guy in the gimp suit that was running around with the shotgun. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

That's Everett McGill.

Gotcha. Yes!

I I might have his name wrong, but that's the guy I'm thinking of. He's giving huge energy to that dude.

It's because he's got a constant scowl on his face.

Yeah, just like the actor I'm talking about.

run around the gym suit.

Well that's what he did in the people under this air.

Children under the stairs was just people under people under the stairs were just it's just was wild. Yeah. It was w when I watched that movie the first time it was just some wild shit.

My uncle took me to see that over Thanksgiving break.

That's fucking cool, Uncle.

Because I asked him to be able to do it.

That's a nice story. Yeah, there you go. Dude.

We had so much fun watching that.

That it's a fucking it's a laugh riot of a movie.

I saw that in theaters. I think I was like

Horrifying implications, but it's a laugh right.

I think I was like twelve or thirteen when that was in theaters. Yeah. And I remember asking him like, Is this freaking you out at all? Like the dude in the gimsuit and stuff. He's like, Nah, you okay? I'm like, Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah.

It's okay. He gets what's coming to him.

Such a weird fucking movie.

Really is yeah, ch the people under the stairs.

One thing I love about Wes Craven is man he always swung for the fucking fences and he didn't care if he struck out or not.

Yeah completely right.

Because the same guy that brought us Deadly Friend brought us Nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah. And people under the stairs.

Yeah. And then scream.

Yeah, although that's more Kevin Williamson, but yeah, he directed it.

He made it as good as it was. Yeah. His Kevin Williamson script was shit.

Mm-hmm. I'm saying Come on.

Wes Craven at least directed that. But I mean I'm just saying d he's got he had his fingers in a lot of shit.

I really love the model work in this.

Yeah, it's so excellent.

You know mom?

Wait, does that mean the plant's withering or happy?

I thought it was happy.

Yeah. You know, it's a nice concept to have a plant that you can talk to that responds to you talking to it like that to help you deal with your grief.

That's kinda nice.

But I don't think it exists.

No, it doesn't exist.

I mean if it did I would have them all over this house.

Yeah. And they would all be absolutely going insane.

I think I would treat plants like Crowley from uh Good Omens. Yeah. Yeah, Crowley the the demon from Good Omens. Uh he has plants but uh he talks to them but not like

Not like soothing things. He literally has them terrified to not grow well.

'Cause he incinerates any of them.

Yeah, that doesn't grow.

That don't grow right and they're all terrified of that.

All right.

It's really fucking funny actually.

Prepare to release.

I'm pretty sure that's CG for the heat radiation, but that looks great.

That still looks good.

Yeah.

M1. Fire.

Those spines are great.

Louis's on fire!

Yeah, now there they are too.

And all their friends and most of that block.

Wait, three city blocks, who cares?

We've already proven that this god this mecha godzilla can be affected by Godzilla's roar.

What's that lady doing? Oh, she gets to grab a little girl.

I've been decked up.

Yeah. Oh It's a shoulder tackle.

I call that the anime slide what he just did there. Where he just appears in frame and all lit up and then the other person gets thrown.

Yeah.

That's an enemy slide attack.

That's Mega Godzilla goddamn.

Mecca Godzilla.

Yeah.

They're really pushing this Ki Ru thing, Kyu or whatever. It's a terrible name for mecha cuts.

They're just scared of saying Mega Godzilla.

Godzilla's flexing his thunder thighs.

Evacuation of the area complete.

No, my name's Jim.

Roger, roger! Vector, vector!

What's our vector vector?

Dude, these missile attacks are pretty great.

Yeah, those looked really good.

Oh yep, gotta fight the lasers now.

So they've gotta be putting like

Little drilling little holes in the suit for these little like sparkle effects. And then they gotta time it just right for then the laser effects that they paint on later to work.

Oh, there oh it's a hug.

Yeah. Let's go, motherfucker!

Yeah they slowed this down so now them smacking doesn't have the dynamic effect that I think they're.

Two drunk guys at a bar.

Well they they film it at higher speed and slow it down to give them more dynamic weight.

Yeah.

But it's yeah, it's not working so well in this one.

What did you say about my mom? Dorothy Mantooth is a goddamn saint.

Thank you.

Of course an anchor man draw.

It has yeah.

Yeah. Because you exist in a time before the internet when all people did was stand around and quote Anchorman all that.

That's true.

That's literally what we did before memes.

Yeah.

Alright, if you look at Godzilla's throat, the way those uh cross hatching of the scales and there's like little folds in between the folds is the areas that the guy would be able to see through.

So it's like what we see is the skin, but there's actually a mesh back there that he can actually sort of see through.

The Meki Godzilla was sent flying.

Give me a damage report! I didn't hear no bell.

I think he did have his yeah, one of the guns got broke off.

Thank you.

I like that Godzilla's keeping it close so the weapons firing would do damage to it.

Yep, there you go.

See he learns, he adapts.

Yeah, he gets knocked down but he'll get back up again.

You're never gonna keep him down.

You can't keep him down.

No. You you'll probably drink a whiskey drink. You drink a vodka drink.

Ooh, surprise sword.

Yeah. Oh that has electricity to it.

No, it's a maser sword.

Oh, it's a mazers.

Or some type of energy, yeah. I bet that feels really awful.

Ja.

They're really pissing Godzilla off.

This is going to be bad.

Very bad.

That's right. Feel it!

Fuck it. Oh nope, that's gonna hurt.

Nice. Through a building.

That was really well done. Oh now Godzilla's got a knife. Oh.

No, no. We checked it.

Here we go.

That was a great shot of the neck you can see the other.

Yep.

Yeah, that wider look of the neck with the little spiny bits and stuff, I think in the next movie they have a little bit more where they look almost like little Godzilla teeth coming out spines. Yeah. More like a

Godzilla have a roar?

Just because

He just roared.

Well they just also use the jetpack to push Godzilla away. All he has to do is just push it to the side.

Yeah, he doesn't know though.

Yeah, that's fair. He doesn't have to hold on to it like it's a set of boobs.

There we go. Yeah. Oh Jesus.

That was explosive.

Yeah.

It's Nacagon.

He just needs to do one of those deep throaty roar things that activates Mecha Godzilla's stomping phase. Yeah. And then he'll be fine.

Oh whoa.

What? Mechagodzilla doesn't body hop.

Becky Godzilla's got hops.

And a maser mouth.

Ah! You! You're not even my real dad!

I love that they're moving so slow to you that you think it's like a drunk fight.

I'll tell you what.

You kissed Debbie and you knew that I

I liked her.

You never took me to baseball games!

Oh now he's fighting his angry dad.

Yeah.

You ever listen to me you only call to talk to your mother?

So that's angry Mechagodzilla yelling.

You hatched me and left!

Yeah You were never around I was a skeleton, that's why.

Excuses excuses.

Did you get hit with an oxygen bob? No, I took that for you.

I got destroyed by the OxyClean destroyer, so you didn't have to.

You gotta have a grateful punk.

This is a terrible commentary.

We warned everybody this isn't it?

I mean w I don't know why you guys thought any different. I mean we're we're f like what, five deep in the commentary run now?

No kidding.

Absolutely.

They're only gonna get worse from here. Thank God we only have two more.

Stand by.

Locks off. Sacrilege.

That's how I like it. Sacrilicious.

There we go.

Away. Oh. Uh oh.

Yeah, this can't be good.

Nope. That fired at the wrong spa no

Yeah, they were gonna shoot Godzilla with that.

Yeah, they're gonna kill Godzilla with that thing.

I think that only has a one shot. I think that's all they have is one shot.

She's trying.

Out of control.

That was a weird movie. Do you remember that out of control? Uh uh.

Yeah.

Kids get strung stranded on a island because their pilot dies or whatever. None of them can fly or their plane gets destroyed and It's kind of like a Lord of the Flies thing with a bunch of teenagers.

Oh no, I never Did we?

Yeah, you just don't remember.

I don't remember how many movies we covered on this fucking show. Now if I started watching it again, then I probably remember it.

Well the number's definitely above five twenty'cause we hit ten years.

Wait a couple of years. We're almost at five thirty basically.

Christ watched five hundred and thirty movies.

Yeah. Well, more because some episodes we did two movies, remember in the old days. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Watch a lot of fucking movies.

Yeah, we've been doing this for a long goddamn time.

Which is why I think we feel like we can be self indulgent with this little victory lap of filler time.

I mean, I'm not sure.

But you gotta at least see these suits, man. Yeah.

Godzilla.

No, they're dropping fast.

Yeah, I think if I were gonna be doing a screening of millennium movies, I would pick this one and Tokyo SOS.

Okay.

For everyone to see.

Yeah, I'm fine. Got really bad indigestion, have for last week or two. Gotta change up the diet.

I should give you one of my sparkling waters, man. It'll s fix you right up. That's why I

Liquid death.

Oh. Okay.

Sorry, did I just plug it?

You know, they're from Omaha, so I'm fine with that. Really?

Yeah, I know you're not going to be able to do

Yeah.

I mean Neppo Baby or not that started it, whatever. It's at least from Omaha, so

Little proud moment.

I mean I talk about the stuff that I drink on here.

Yeah, it's true.

I'm pretty much a commercial for funking federal illegal hemp product.

What I really need to do is stick with just plain old water or two.

I need to drink more water too. I'm becoming more and more dehydrated the older I get.

Too easily.

It's not good for our kidneys.

Man, what have my kidneys ever done for me besides filter out my blood and Oh yeah.

Yeah.

keep me alive

Keep you alive. Yeah, they they they've done plenty.

Although they've kept you alive in this hellscape world we're living in so

Yeah.

Pretty sure at this point.

I'm just not even gonna bother worrying about my health because it just doesn't look like it's gonna get any better, so why worry?

Yeah. Area fifteen and sixteen off. Area seventeen and eighteen off.

I'd like to be proven wrong, but I don't think I will.

Swing away, Meryl. Yes. We're all back to that now.

No work yet.

She's got the most adorable little ears.

Begin with the ears. Are you okay over there?

Yeah I'm fine.

Okay.

Yeah. What's wrong with that?

What you I mean, when did this finish with ears start? This is like

Fetish, I just thought her ears were cute.

But this is like a Johnny come lately fetish for you, kink.

No, I just haven't talked about it.

But I mean, I thought in the years we've been doing this show, the decade we've been doing the show, the ear thing would have popped up at some point.

Oh it's never enough for me to stick around for me to mention it. It's only whenever I first notice it that I'm gonna mention it.

Yeah, but you now it's been like the last couple of weeks.

That's because there's been a lot of very cute ears that I've noticed.

All right. Thank God this lady's wearing a helmet.

No, it goes for animals too. Like if if animals have like like little protruding ears like that, I think they're adorable. That's all. Okay. It's not it's not like a sexualized thing. It's a awww.

That's all.

You could look at me weird, but that's not gonna come through in the commentary.

No, the silence is just truncated out.

Is this a long distance Oh yeah they're radioactively charging?

Yeah, th well they've drained all the power.

Yeah.

from Tokyo to do this.

Yeah.

He's not answering because his name's Mecha Godzilla.

Exactly.

We're gonna go drunk fight your son.

I do love this whole drum fight motif thing.

Alright, let's go.

I'm good, I just need a couple few beers.

I can't believe my boy's a Democrat. Oh god.

Yeah, probably the original Godzilla would be a little f little little right wingy.

Yeah! Yeah!

Especially since he was a full grown adult in like the nineteen fifties.

Yeah, I'm saying he's definitely like What do you mean you married a Mothra?

Yeah, no kidding.

Those are our enemies.

Maybe.

Yeah, he was always trying to kill the eggs from that area.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you mean you're best friends with a King Kidora? We hate those people! We don't like those kaijus.

Yeah he's never really been friendly with Ghidorah in any of these movies.

They never really work together on any of them.

Just a joke. I know. It's okay.

It's alright.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Uh she's drawing strength from the memory of everyone that was already in this film.

Nope. Now she's psychally linked to the little girl.

Well it wouldn't be a Godzilla movie if inexplicable psychic abilities didn't just materialize for no reason.

Exactly.

If one thing stuck with you through this whole The inexplicable psychic abilities that just appear for

The one things that just that's just how it happens throughout all these things.

Come here, Tommy!

Come in!

little bit of a little bit of B

The other thing was I was thinking she was either giving birth, playing women's tennis, or making Mecca Godzilla stand up.

Women's tennis is really fun to listen to.

Not this time.

Yeah I guess.

Don't stare at me like that after you say something like that.

You want some more? You want some more uncomfortable truths?

Okay, sure. Go ahead, hit me.

The fact that women's tennis is really fun to listen to.

What is bologna if not pancakes for people who love hot dogs?

Yeah, we're done talking for a little bit. You're in a timeout. I'm gonna talk about Godzilla now.

Oh my god, this room is toxic as fuck. It's terrible out here. Uh-oh. Absolute zero button again.

Fiama Uh oh.

Yeah, so he made he flew into Godzilla's jaws to keep him from being able to fire to keep this on

Yeah, right.

to go for the absolute zero.

Yeah, it was another anime slide into the attack.

She diehard too'd him out of it.

Yeah, just guys having a day. Yeah.

What are they doing?

Yeah, the compositing on this is fucking weird. Yeah.

No she's gonna sacrifice herself.

Well she's gonna try to.

And the dad's gonna end up with the nurse so he keeps

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know man.

Turned into the fortress of solitude.

Jesus Christ, Superman's like, hey, that's my house!

You motherfuckers. She took my...

Yeah, god damn!

It's like I don't have anything anymore.

Only me and Iceman get to have a house like this.

What the fuck?

Mostly'cause I can't stop Iceman.

No, it's just that's his own thing. Yeah.

Different universes too. Yeah.

Oof. Uh-oh. And oh man.

See that burn hole in his chest though from it?

Catilla's like, alright, that hurt.

Yeah, so in the next movie, it actually is a sequel to this. Yeah. He has a really kick ass fucking scar there.

Oh nice.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah, those the spikes that have like that are like keloid spikes but don't actually have any like bones sticking out.

In the next movie he has a little bit more of the little bone pieces sticking out like a

I can react.

Dragon kind of.

Very cool.

Oh Meki Godzilla's also still there. Gotcha.

Yeah, but I mean the absolute zero was what they thought they were gonna use to destroy Godzilla and they shot it into his chest and he's still alive. Yeah. At point blank range.

Still.

I mean we know that there is nothing they're going to do to

You you're never gonna keep him down.

Yeah.

You don't get knocked out.

You c you have to oxyclean destroy him.

Yeah.

I'm really proud that I came up with it.

How does he how how does she even hear it? He's like he's like, No, you did you did great, just great. But he took off his headset to say it. The fuck? She didn't hear any of that.

The room's biked.

Oh gotcha.

Akami.

We're coming to get you.

Fiu had sustained 37% damage.

Yeah, so this is sort of a Empire Strikes Back Bittersweet mode.

I gotcha.

When we come back for the final chapter next.

So I got so Return of the Jedi's next.

We didn't know.

Ah well then I'm not interested.

But we do get Mothra.

Okay, well then I'm in I like little bears.

Like are like short gay men that are really hairy or So short gay men that are really hairy.

Thanks you for going on that journey with me. I really appreciate it.

Ha ha.

Uh

Great job!

You know there's like a bunch of short king bears out there that were

Wait, what? Hold on, wait, what's going on?

I guess technically I'm a short king, right? Like how short do you have to be to sh be a short king?

You might miss you might be a little too tall.

Just a little too tall.

I'm too short to be tall, but I'm too tall to be a short king.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're like you you got middle child syndrome, unfortunately.

Mr. Average Height.

Yes, yes. Welcome to my world. Weird. Weird, just average O Lover.

Yeah. Well you're like an inch average over me.

You're just an inch above average. Yeah.

Just an injured.

Just an inch over me. So if I'm average then you're just an uh

Yeah.

Just an inch above average.

Just a little inch above average. Not anything that you could tell, but you know, apparently it's there. Yeah.

Like you it's debatable on whether or not you should even do lifts.

Yeah, I just

Yeah, she's gonna be back for more in the next movie too, you can tell.

She's like, I'm gonna kick that motherfucker's ass later.

No, I do. I feel like this movie has Big Empire The Strikes Back kind of feeling to it, where they're like, We wanted to do like 감사합니다.

No, Mean too.

Whatever, I'm sound as fun.

No. But you still have to do another movie.

I'll be fine.

My my favorite is that you you're too stoned to drive, but you're just okay for giving commentary.

But moderately.

Moderately.

The thing that'll fix me up is I'll drink the rest of that can for the next comments.

Yeah, no, yeah, you're gonna be great.

How is it that I'm the straight man around here and I'm supposed to be the one with all the substance abuse problems, and I do, but yet I come here straight as a goddamn arrow.

Because I know these movies and you do not?

More auto re Yeah.

If this is happening at my house I'd be fucking just zoned out by now.

There's a reason why we've never recorded it, right?

Well we have, but only because we've had to. Yeah.

I had to.

I'm done with this movie. Everybody, have a great week.

Immediately. Repeat. Repair crew report to deck one.

Thank you.

For what?

For giving me the strength I needed.

And that goes for you as well.

Every life is worth something.

I know what you meant by that now.

Where's the plant?

Oh yeah. Remember our bet? I have to buy you dinner.

To celebrate your victory.

No, I didn't win that.

We'll call it a tie.

I have to buy the two of you dinner sometime.